Posted by
Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Monday, December 15, 2008 12:20:00 PM
I've been a critic of this global warming hysteria for a long time now. I've had debates with family and friends for years. Until very recently, most of the scientific evidence pointed towards man causing this warming trend. I never denied there was warming, but I was rational in thinking that this was just part of some natural cycle. With recent weather trends and scientific evidence, it seems my contention has conclusively been proven correct.
I stated that thirty years ago scientists were swearing up and down that we were in or entering an ice age. This is a fact. The ice age hysteria was the consensus among scientists. This had some people fearing what to do in the event of an ice age. This was also stated in my arguments to those I debated about man causing global warming. Obviously we weren't in or didn't enter an ice age. I remember former Chicago meteorologist John Coleman for NBC Channel 5 trying to prove on tv that the consensus among scientists was wrong and that we weren't in or about to enter an ice age. He was proven correct. Two years ago he came out of retirement and stated this global warming hysteria is also a myth. Scientists and the media dismissed him saying "who's John Coleman?" I can tell you he was the last accurate weathercaster, and he came out years ago taking on these same scientists and was proven correct. He also founded the Weather Channel. That's who John Coleman is.
In the Midwest we had some of the coldest weather ever recorded last year. Last year in the Chicago area, in less than three weeks we had four cold snaps, each of which dropped the temperatures to around zero for a high. Scientists and people who have invested in this belief that man is causing global warming might say "you can't go just by that. It's just an isolated incident." Is it? Much of Earth had a very cold winter as well. In many areas they had their coldest winter on record. According to statistics, ice in arctic areas were 30% thicker last winter than average and they were at their thickest level since 1979, the year which they started measuring ice at the caps. That's something you will never hear a proponent of the global warming hysteria bring up. As of January 2008, snowfall in the northern hemisphere reached a forty-two year high. The temperatures that winter have been the coldest on average going back before the start of the 20th century. In Vietnam the winter killed cattle and crops. Around the Korean peninsula the cold killed tons upon tons of tropical fish.
How is the weather so far this year? It's effin' cold, that's how it is. Right now it is ten degrees. I don't live next door to Sarah Palin either. Ten degrees. It's been very cold this fall and the winter has been predicted to be very cold too. Last year, global warming lemmings said the cold was due to a La Nina, which usually brings about cooler temperatures. What about this year? There was no La Nina this year. Just last year. So why were most people predicting we would have a cold winter this year? I have to say I was the first one, though. And as the first one I will predict next winter to be cold too.
What happened to us being on the road to Meltsville? This isn't an isolated incident. You can't keep on screaming about man causing global warming and then have the coldest winter on record for much of the world. It doesn't add up. So why is it cooling? Why were we warming? Why were we cooling before we were warming? Sorry if that made your head spin. I've said in prior posts that the only thing that can cause us to go from the talk of "ice age" to "we're melting" is the Sun. It's the only LOGICAL explanation. Man can't cause such a drastic change within a decade. It's impossible. In 1979 they were still talking of an ice age. In 1988, the UN came out first saying we were having global warming. That's ten years. That little tidbit doesn't do their delusion any good. And because the scientists and media are so hysterical about this because it gets them in the news, anything to the contrary won't get much attention. That's why it was barely reported that NASA discovered Mars was warming even more than Earth in the same period of time a couple of years ago. Gee, can man cause warming on Mars too? How does man, the United States by proxy, get the blame for warming Mars? How does Mars warm even more than Earth? The same reason why I predicted last winter we would have a cold winter this year. The same reason why I'm predicting next year will have a cold winter too. Lack of sunspot activity. Some scientists are now starting to realize that this is going to cause a cooling trend. This was also the explanation of why we had a cooling trend in the 60s and 70s. So if there was a lack of sunspot activity in the 60s and 70s and we had cooler weather, and there is a lack of sunspot activity now causing the cold this year, couldn't any idiot conclude that an increase of sunspot activity caused the damn warming the last twenty years? MAN! That's just too damn easy!
Will scientists give up on the man causing global warming hysteria? Nope. They have too much invested into it. They were proven to be idiots in the 70s and 80s. They can't afford to be proven to be idiots again. Who would listen to them again? I'll tell you who... Al Gore and Bill Maher and people like them. The same people who accuse Christians of being lemmings to their church are lemmings to the scientific community. It doesn't matter what these scientists say, these people will claim it to be the law of the land. And if you don't agree with them, then you're a stupid person who's just not as educated as they are. That's what Bill Maher says all of the time. You have to be stupid to not believe that man is causing global warming. I guess I'm stupid then. I'm also right. If I'm stupid, then what does that make Bill Maher? Uberstupid I guess. Al Gore said that people who didn't think man was causing global warming shouldn't even be heard with their views. Pathetic. He even called us "flat-earthers" on 60 Minutes. Well, this is two cold winters in a row Mr. Gore.
With a lack of sunspot activity probably continuing for the time being, you can bet your bottom dollar that if the scientists again said we were in an ice age that people like Bill Maher and Al Gore would believe them. And if you don't, they'll again call you stupid. It doesn't matter to them if you're proven right or not. Your supposed "lack of education" in their eyes keeps them from giving you credit for having the same sized brain as they have. What egos! If there indeed is a continued cooling trend, scientists will have to give up on this man causing warming hysteria at some point. They won't go down without a fight though. They will continue to say these are isolated incidents no matter how diverse the findings are. Actually last winter a NASA scientist said to forget about global warming, beware of an ice age looming. They just can't help themselves. He was the first to jump off that bandwagon and onto the next one. Others will follow when it becomes clear to them that we are no longer melting.
I guess since we're flat-Earthers, Gore must be Christopher Columbus. I want Christopher Columbus interviewed three years from now when this cooler weather continues. Sunspot activity doesn't just shut off and on, so it will be here a while. Probably a couple of decades just like the last time. I want this jerk interviewed telling me that I'm still a "flat-Earther" after we've had a few years of cold weather. I want him to explain why the drop in temperature. Please don't die Mr. Gore. I want you to stick around and explain to me why you insulted me but yet I was proven right. Please eat healthy. Take care of yourself. You're getting a bit chunky there again, Al. Your weight is fluctuating like Oprah. Go on that NutriSystem diet. You can eat man food like pizza, burgers, and pot roast with the help of their glycemic index technology. Buckle up. Drive a Volvo, the safest automobile on Earth. Jog regularly. Take your vitamins and say your prayers. I want you here to eat crow in a few years. Tell everyone why you were wrong and that flat-Earther people like me were right. Eat that heaping helping of humble pie. I will be proven right, Mr. Columbus.