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PUT ON THE EFFIN' GLASSES!

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:26:00 AM
Sorry for such a long period of time between posts and lack of comments on your posts recently, but haven't been on the puter for a LONG time. Don't worry though. The "Mind" is back in full effect. I was watching one of my favorite movies here recently, and it so reminded me of what is going on right now. The movie was "They Live" which starred Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David. It was about a secret alien invasion which went under the noses of unsuspecting Americans. The aliens were camoflauged by a signal beaming down from a satellite dish atop of a media building (perhaps just a coincidence). The only way to see the aliens for who they were was to put on some special shades which showed the aliens for who they really were. Ugly invaders of America. Piper's character tried to convince David's character to put on the glasses to see what he had been blinded to. What ensued was the best fighting scene in movie history, but eventually Keith David put on the glasses. On a side note, Keith David is one of my favorite actors. Very underrated. The mind boggling part of the movie was that it was actually written to talk about conservatives and how their way is invading the conscience of America without America knowing. I know. That is one for the Bizarro World.

 
I've been doing some reading lately. Yes, I can read. You didn't know that? Well barely. I've been reading an important book according to Obama. Saul Alinsky's now infamous book "Rules For Radicals" is a model on how to be a dictator. It's not about left-wing radical ideas. It's simply about pushing forth an agenda to accumulate power. Anything goes in this quest for power, especially throwing allies under the bus. Even their positions under the bus. It's all about obtaining power to the point it will not be lost. I knew Obama's affinity for Alinksy's book, but until I started reading it I didn't fully understand Obama's end game. Obama taught Alinsky's book in his class. Obama said of this book that it was better than any class he ever took at Harvard. Recent discussions on conservative-friendly outlets are looking more in Obama's actions and how they form fit to Alinsky's suggestions in his book. While they were talking about Reverend Wright and William Ayers to no end during the long, long campaign, these pundits all but ignored Alinsky. I railed on about Obama's associations as well, but I never left out Alinsky or Rashid Khalidi for that matter. I also laid out that the most disturbing association is the one Obama had with Alinsky. They never met, but it's clear Obama is well versed in the book "Rules For Radicals". Until recently, I heard Alinsky's name just a handful of times. Conservative pundits would have done a better service in talking about Obama's love for Alinsky and his book than talking about Wright over and over again. It wasn't working. Move on. To this day if one was to take a poll amongst everyday Americans, I'd guesstimate 85% of them have never heard of Saul Alinsky or knew about his book. Americans should have been informed of this man and his book. They should have been informed that Obama said that his book was better than any class he took at prestigious Harvard and taught it in his classes. Would they have voted different? Boy, that's asking America a lot to put one and one together, but right now they'd be at least more uneasy about what's going on with this government pow .... I mean Obama powergrab. Now I'm going to say to those who read this that aren't up to date on the information the mainstream media has swept under the rug to put on the effin' glasses. Here are the glasses, now read on. This is Obama's outline for his plan for dictatorship, both past and future.
 
Nationalizing banks. This is a very scary thing to those that don't want socialism, but that's not even how Obama sees it. That's even scarier. He doesn't see it as socializing banks. He sees it as accumulating power. He is allowing smaller banks to fail while forcing bigger banks who took TARP money to keep it, even though they want to give it back. The phrase he uses is those bigger banks are "too big to fail", but his Alinsky translation glasses actually translates it to the smaller banks are too many to control. The conglomeration of the bigger banks with all of those mergers laid the red carpet out for Obama. Now there is only a handful of major banks in this country, and nearly every one of them took TARP money. They want to give it back, but Obama won't take it back because he would lose power over them. He said in that "press conference" that he wants to have a smaller government, but no one asked him why he wouldn't allow the banks to give the money back.
 
Buying out car companies. I was for the auto companies getting bailouts because bankruptcy would lose too many jobs. I was blinded at the time to the other problem bankruptcy would offer. Obama is now in full control of two of the automakers. He forced investors in Chrysler to take 19 cents on the dollar. To those who resisted at first, Obama threatened to unleash the power of the White House press corps. This was challenged by Obama's auto Czar by saying "there is no evidence that happened". That's a guilty plea if I ever heard of one. Obama knows who his friends are, but I'll get to that later. GM executives last week decided to start panic selling their shares. They knew their company was going down, all the while saying everything was A-okay. I would say that is about as disgusting as one can get, but they saw what Obama did to Chrysler. They don't want 29 cents on the dollar for their shares. They knew he was going to replace the board like he did with Chrysler. They don't want Obama firing all of them like he already did with their CEO Wagoner and replacing them with Obama croneys until they have taken out all they could get. They wanted every nickel to be drained, but so did Obama, right? Even though Ford is fine for now, they share auto parts manufacturing. Obama is forcing the companies to conform to CAFE standards which would raise the prices of automobiles. Before the auto companies would have told him to stick it up his you know what. Now they have to conform. He owns them.
 
The steel industry is next. The steel industry has been the backbone in the American economy for decades. Our manufacturing of steel is a big component in how well our economy is doing. If steel production is doing well, most likely so is our economy. The steel industry is heavily dependent on the auto industry. It will be the next to go down. Obama will want to sink his teeth into the steel factories as well. The shipping industry will follow the steel industry. The lifeline of these industries will not slip through the grip of Obama. Obama will have to be in the bloodstream of the American economy.
 
According to Alinsky, friends and allies are only good to have if they can prop you up. If they are willing, then use them. If they aren't, then make them willing or throw them under the bus and dismantle them. Let the other friends and allies take them down. Rise above it all and put forth a friendly face to the masses. Be the Manchurian Candidate. Say things people will like, no matter if it's true. Put forth ideas people will like even if you have no intention of acting upon them. Let the allies blind the masses to the truth. It's working. A good majority of people do not like Obama's proposals. A good majority of people approve of Obama. Many people are greatly concerned with the government power grab, but with Obama putting his smiling face out there time and time again he looks to be someone they can find security in. That's why he says things you know he doesn't believe in. It's to appeal to the masses. That's why he said he wishes he could have a lean government even though you know he doesn't. That's why he says that the spending that's going on is unsustainable. People know that to be a fact, so the lazyminded will say "he's right about that", and that's the end of their thoughts. They won't take their thinking to the next step which is the question of why is he spending so much then? He can say anything because the American people are too lazy to think on their own. He knows they are more fixated with American Idol than what he's doing.
 
Scandals do not bother him. He makes sure in any scandal that he is above the fray. When opposition builds, he allows his minions to do his dirty work while following the makeup of the Manchurian Candidate. Occasionally he does fall short of the advice Alinsky gave, but he's human. According to Alinsky, Obama wasn't supposed to speak ill of people like Joe "the plumber" or the tea party people at all. He was supposed to stay above that, but he is very thin skinned. That's his weakness. In my next blog I will write how to beat Obama using that as his weakness.
 
When Obama told the investors of Chrysler that he would send the power of the press corps after them, it showed Obama knows the media works for him. They are seemingly willing to go along with Obama because of their ideology. Obama I have learned has no ideology. What look to be two peas in a pod really is the President using the media that has become blinded to their plans for a Eurotopia. Obama could care less, according to Alinsky's book. Government grabbing power isn't what we have come to know from European history. This is about Obama grabbing power, not socialism. Socialism is more the unintended consequence of the power grab. Obama is less about being Karl Marx and more about being Hugo Chavez. I have labeled him as a marxist myself, but I have opened my eyes because I've been reading Alinsky's book. I have to say I am more scared of Obama than I ever have before reading this book because in order for the book to work, the conditions must be just so for the American people to buy it. These conditions are here, my friends.
 
This blog and the next one are the two most important blogs I have ever written on here. I write many other blogs for fun. I write many other for political reasons while painting a different picture than most have. If you want a glimpse into Obama's agenda, here it is. Pass on this blog and the next one. The next one I will put forth how Obama can be beat. It won't be pretty. There will be lots of sacrificing for the greater good. I'm not trying to have a big head here, but any candidate that wishes to run against Obama should read this as well. This is the last shot at taking Obama down before he becomes our unwitting dictator. Hugo Chavez got his power somehow. The people gave it to him. Are the people of American that much more informed than the people of Venezuela, or is the American people ripe for the picking? The latter is true, and you know it. If something doesn't happen fast, our people will give our country a dictator as well. Then it will be too late. To Obama: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick as$, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
 
 
 
 

 

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THIRD INSTALLMENT OF JESSE NORMAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Sunday, February 08, 2009 12:22:00 PM
This is the third installment of my series of blogs where I'm running for President in 2012. I am running, as you may know, for President of the United States via the Democratic Party. Because of my prognosticative abilities, which helped me see my future interview with Al Gore, I was also able to see my competition as well as media reports surrounding the race. This is our real future ahead of us, as unbelievable as it sounds. Don't doubt me as a soothsayer. The last fool that dared question me was Steve Guttenberg. He didn't listen to me. He thought he had the world by the short 'n curlies. He didn't heed my warning. Have you heard anything about him for years? I arrest my case. I have spoken, thus it shall be done. This is about me and my competition for 2012 from the left and the media reports of it.
 
Foxnews:  Shepard Smith- "President Obama is in a lot of trouble in staying as the nominee of his own party, not to mention new splinter parties that have broken away from the Democratic Party. He is facing three challengers from the Celebrity Party. Tim Robbins looks poised to be the Celebrity Party's nominee but Gary Coleman and Alec Baldwin are making gains. It seems the Celebrity Party doesn't care that Alec Baldwin was caught on video beating an elderly woman for having an American Flag lapel pin on her shawl. With America being in a depression for almost three years now, it doesn't look like President Obama will be able to hold onto his title. Even with Hillary Clinton deciding not to challenge him, he is losing to two unknown men named Dan Seals and very far left nut Jesse Norman in the newest Gallup tracking poll."
 
MSNBC: Keith Olberman- "I still have a show? You gotta be kidding me. What do I have to do to get fired? The only people that advertise on my show is from the group Clone Che Guevera Now, which I happen to be the president of. Do I have to go down to thirteen viewers instead of our nightly average of seventeen? Do I have to wear seven Obama Flag lapel pins? What? You tell me, America! Email me with your thoughts."
 
"Hi, I'm Dan Seals running for President of the United States. I realize you may have not heard of me, but look at me. I look exactly like Barack Obama. I can say 'change' and 'hope' too. Here's my new buddy William Ayers. I've gotten to know him just so I can become President too. I was nearly a congressman from Illinois. President Obama has sung my praises in 2008 as a chip off the old block, but what he won't tell you is that I have done even less than he has. I don't even vote at all. You know nothing about my record or where I stand. That is how you can trust me. It nearly worked in 2008. It can surely work in 2012. Know nothing about me, America. Elect me as your President. I'm Dan Seals and I approve this message."
 
CNN:  Wolf Blitzer- "With President Obama's permission, Iran has invaded Iraq. In his face to face meeting with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President Obama said that Iran can have Iraq as long as they stop there and don't try to invade Israel. Ahmadinejad laughed and winked and had his fingers crossed as he said "okay". Iran has been attacking Iraq with bombs and funded Shiite militias since the day President Obama pulled American troops out. Instead of putting them back in, as he promised he would do during the campaign, President Obama seems to make sure he's not known as a wartime President. Will Israel be next? Ahmadinejad gave President Obama his word. That should be good enough. In my interview with frontrunner Jesse Norman, he explained to me his desire to assassinate Smokey The Bear. Given we are definitely in an ice age, as the scientists say, it sounds like a good idea. Because of his common sense approach to issues, he looks like he will become the new nominee for the DNC." 
 
"Hi, I'm Gary Coleman. I am running to be the Celebrity Party's nominee. I ran for governor in California so you know I've got experience. I have the financial backing of Mr. Drummond, my adoptive father so you know I've got the financial means to put ads on television as much as I'd like. I will be doing a series of infomercials. Not like the ones you've seen me in before where I may have been pushing for Guido's We'll Break Your Legs Loans or Guido's Cement Shoes Fourth Floor Casino. These informercials will give you my plans for getting us out of this mess we're in. You'll be seeing more of me in the future. You don't think I can win, America? Obama became President doing less. Whatchu talkin about, America?!"
 
Front Page of the New York Times: "Damn, we're sorry America. I know we have been one-sided in the past and we are responsible with much of the media for making Obama President. We're sorry about that, but we are changing. We don't hate America anymore. Maureen Dowd is now running for President as the MSM Party candidate, so she's not here anymore. She is trying to live out her Citizen Kane dreams. We will start reporting honestly and without bias. We promise. To prove it, we're actually going to print stories we were sitting on about Obama before he became President hoping to not hurt his chances. That was a mistake. We're sorry America. Please subscribe to the New York Times. We finally get it after having our circulation go down to five hundred and forty-six. We get it. Welcome us back into your home, America. Be part of the new New York Times family. By the way, we endorse Jesse Norman. He's a genius and represents our values. Anyone that dares try to get in his way, we will take them down. Maybe we haven't learned our lesson afterall."
 
MSNBC: Keith Olbermann holding up a picture of President Obama- "I kiss your picture, lord. Master, I serve only you. You are my only lord and saviour. I will do anything you want me to do. Bid me! Command me!"
 
Producer- "Keith, you're on!"
 
Keith- "Oh! Sorry. Ahem. Let's read the emails to see what I can do to get fired. Ah, here's an email from Tom from Myspace. It says 'enjoy the new features at Myspace. Keep track of your buddies like Tom while making it easier to keep unwanted people from harassing you with our new Keith Olbermann Request Remover for a more enjoyable Myspace experience.' This can't be real, can it?"
 
Producer- "I'm afraid so, Keith. It seems they really take ideas from real people. I only gave them a suggestion."
 
Keith- "Jerkwad. Here, I know how I can get fired. I'll send Jeffrey Immelt a buddylist invitation on all his acc.."
 
Producer- "Immelt just called. You're fired."
 
"Like hi or whatever, America. As you may know I am Paris Hilton. I am running for precedence too. No one has more experience than me. Well at least off my feet. I should be good enough for you to vote for. I know I'm not old enough yet, but I promise I will send every American a smiley face when I'm precedent. What can cure all of the ills of the world better than a smile? See, I'm not as stupid as you might think. Nevermind that I have been dooped into doing five sex videos that went public in the last year  One with a corpse. Another with my sister. I was used. What am I going to do? Say no? I can't say no to sex with anyone. I'm Paris Hilton dammit! The dead guy didn't ask me, but you should have seen the way he looked at me. He kept staring at me. I know he wanted it. Also just forget that I have lost seven dogs. They're like phones. You can just buy another one. I'm Paris Hilton, and I like appeal this massage."
 
"Hi, I'm Alec Baldwin. I'm running for President...SHUT UP! I'm doing a campaign ad you sl*t! Damn kids. Anyway, I know I will be the best President ever. Me and Michael Moore, my VP candidate will take America down. We will abolish July 4th, just like Moore wanted to do in that American Carole movie. Instead of just nearly being a socialist country, we will make it one fully. I have a ... shut the hell up you damn pig! Daughters, who needs them? I have a cool head. Don't worry about that old lady I beat the snot out of. You don't wear an American Flag lapel pin around me. That's my policy and she should have known that. She was asking for it. I am Alec Bal... you going to keep moving the camera around? Give me that damn thing! *BAM!* There, you like the camera moving now? Did it feel good having the camera smack you upside the face? Man, I should have never gotten married again."
 
As you can see, this is a nightmarish scenario all because we were willing to vote in a man who has not done a damn thing other than speak eloquently. Obama's election as President lowered the standards of what it would take for a candidate to win and lead the most, well used to be the most powerful country in the world. My competition certainly has their strong points. It's so hard to go left of that, but I think I did a good job. During the campaign, I will be involved in a scandal involving Paris Hilton and a camera. That should get me some support and a trip to the free clinic. What I didn't write about was the vision I saw about the election of 2016. Does President Hannah Montana put some fear into you?
 
 
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SECOND INSTALLMENT OF PRESIDENT JESSE NORMAN AS A LIBERAL CANDIDATE

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:20:00 AM
Many of you have read the first part of my presidential series of blogs titled "Jesse 'The Mind' Norman As A Liberal Candidate". To summarize, I announced my candidacy at TH to become President by way of the Democratic Party. I figure to beat Obama in a primary, I would have to out-Obama Obama. This is very difficult to do because he's so far left. He couldn't wait to sign that law that would fund abortions overseas. I detailed a few things in my platform that dealt with his stance on abortion, and his refusal to vote for the Born Alive Infant Protection Act by coming up with an "Ovarian Mulligan" law where each woman would be given a ticket to a free abortion. I would also allow people to be murdered as long as there was a reason for it and have it become like a retroactive or after-term abortion. Retroactive abortions are the wave of the future. Hop on this train. As a liberal running for POTUS, I know this better than anybody. I also am actively seeking the Antichrist in preparation for giving him our country. I am opening Gloryhole Theme Parks nationwide and having them paid for with more money borrowed from China. We can't borrow enough. I know. To many persons dismay, I also proposed to assassinate Smokey The Bear. He wants to prevent forest fires. In fear of the ice age looming, I have to do what's right to warm our planet and bust a cap in Smokey. My platform will continue below. I look forward to your comments.
 
9. Giving Mexico Back Their Land - Because there are so many illegal immigrants, or "borderblind buddies" as I like to call them, we might as well give them much of our southwest territory. We hurt a lot of feelings after taking that land. I must apologize and make up for what we did. Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, and southern California will be given to Mexico. If we did that, then Mexico will thrive with the opportunity of being a bigger third world country. Any white people in those areas still will either have to pack up and leave or suffer the consequences of the drug lords. Anything they do is fine by me since I love the hash. Hey, I'm a lib. Sue me. Northern California can stay in this country. As a matter of fact, I will propose to make a new White House on the corner of Haight-Ashbury, but it will no longer be white. It will be modeled after the Scooby Doo van.
 
10. Make Esperanto Official Language - It's either that or Klingon. Most of my supporters are Star Trek nerds, so this goes to show I am willing to fight against those in my camp. I can't imagine someone singing the Star Spangled Banner like "kerrr blar krooo arkhhhh maltz cho eechooo". Because this will be our country's first and only official language, we must all learn it. We will have to pay for all those signs to be redone and books reprinted, but that's where we turn to our neverfail China friends. Yep, that's right. We'll borrow more money. Besides we have to reprint the books anyway. As a lib, I must rewrite history some more.
 
11. Che Guevera Day - I will honor the left's biggest martyr, Che Guevera. Under my administration, we will continue to cover up that he was a murderous scoundrel. I think we've done a good job of that already in this country, but I will take it a step further. On Che Guevera Day, people will be allowed to burn rich people by the dozens. This would also help with our ice age problem, as my first platform post explains. We will also make room for him on Mount Rushmore, while taking away George Washington. He founded this horrible country that has brought onto this world such death and carnage. Nevermind that "defeated the Nazis" thing. As Pat Buchanan says, the Russians had them beat already. Buchanan was actually hoping for more Jews to be killed, but that's between you and me. Shhh, keep it on the downlow.
 
12. William Ayers, Secretary of Education - He will not only radicalize our children, but he can also teach them how to bore tunnels and construct bombs in case the next administration reverts back to its traditional ways. Ward Churchill will be the Undersecretary waiting in the wings. There will be no more grades. Grades hurt feelings. Lunches will be all made of tofurkey until an alternative to eating plants and animals is found. No milk to drink. No soda or water either. Water consumption is killing the rain forests. Plus people pee. That doesn't do our planet any good. How would you like it if someone were peeing on you? I bet some of you might like it, but Mother Earth does not. She's not into golden showers! Most classes will be reading books by or about Mao Tse Tung, Karl Marx, Adolf Hitler, Gore Vidal, and Noam Chomsky. Movies that aren't for learning about sex from porn will be provided by Michael Moore, or movies that have Alec Baldwin in them. The focus on education would be about bringing in the NWO and how people should only have the individual right to think like how the government wants them to think. That way there is no disorder and everyone can live in harmony.
 
13. I Must Have Stepped In Something - Because water consumption is destroying our planet, I will not shower. To deny that I smell like sh#t stuffed in a possum carcase, I will either say I stepped in something or the dog did it. I will always have a dog with me just in case someone smells something funny. As Creed says, it's my sacrifice.
 
14. What A View! - I will use the power of the government and MSM to make everyone accept that Joy Behar is not only not vomit-inducing, but somehow beautiful. This will really be just a test to see how powerful the mind control of my government can be. Anyone that says she isn't will be put into Guantanamo with Christians who have chosen to speak out on their views. Joy Behar will be seen as a GRILF!
 
15. John Loves John - Not only will I allow gay marriage, but I will force them to marry. Why not have them enjoy the vigours of a good divorce like every other American takes for granted? Be careful of what you wish for.
 
16. Japan Payback - Due to my overwhelming liberal guilt over the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I will let Japan choose two of our cities to hit with nuclear missiles. There will be one condition however. It must be done in a red state, preferably in the south. Japan can then make a movie called "Black Rain" also where an old American set sixty years from now can tell one of their detectives how it rained black rain after the nuclear attack. We must let them have payback upon us. Nevermind that they didn't surrender after the first bomb and that they tried to sabotage the surrender after the second one. Our history books don't have that point of view now. We will continue that trend.
 
17. Indian Giver - I will propose to give back all of the land we took from the Indians. Given that I will give land back to the Mexicans also, that would mean the rest of us better start swimming. I hope those that don't have boats can make it to Europe. We can have our own Trail of Tears and become shark food. Again due to my overwhelming liberal grief, this country was born upon hate. It shouldn't exist. Now vote for me.
 
As you can see, I am continuing my "go left of Obama" platform. I did it, albeit it was a very difficult task. That's like saying "be a bigger loser than the Cubs". It's nearly impossible. I am looking forward to your comments, but I need your support too. Money talks, people. Please send your donations to PO Box 1522 Portertucky, Indiana. Make sure you put "in care of Chauncey O'Clapsadle" on the envelope. Money coming in that isn't labeled for Chauncey will be spent by me on hash. Let's make it together. Oh, and uhhh change, hope or something.
 
Townhall.com - From Jesse 'The Mind' Norman   First installment, for those that didn't read or want to read again. Neotrotsky said something interesting in the comments page that the left might actually use some of these ideas. Guess what I found out is in this stimulus package? Funding for a theme park. No word on if it's the Gloryhole Theme Park yet. I think Neotrotsky was onto something.
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MY KIND OF TOWN, CHICAGO IS...

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:45:00 PM
Chicago is the head of Illinois. Maybe it's not the capital of Illinois, but it's certainly the head. The corruption that has trickled throughout Illinois started with Chicago. The master was former Mayor Daley, father of the current Mayor Daley in Chicago. The tenure of the old Mayor Daley was known as the "Daley Machine". The Daley Machine was about "pay to play" politics. We heard many times yesterday the term "pay to play" when discussing Gov. Rod Blagojevich. While Blagojevich took it to an insane, superbly arrogant level, he just took the baton from the old Mayor Daley. The current Mayor Daley is also following in his father's footsteps.
 
Chicago is the most corrupt city in the entire country. For decades it was known how to do political business in Chicago, and everyone was willing to play. This is the backbone of Chicago. It's soul is corrupt. It would trickle soon throughout the state and has taken down many governors in the past few decades. Former Gov. George Ryan was mentioned many times yesterday as well. He's currently serving in a federal prison for his involvement in taking money in an illegal driver's license scam. He would receive payments to give licenses to truckers who shouldn't be driving. This was known in Illinois before he was even elected. Illinois didn't care. Rod Blagojevich is the fourth Illinois governor to have the law come after him, and the second in a row.
 
The people of Illinois aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. As I said, George Ryan had these strong accusations before he was elected. Blagojevich also had allegations of mispropriety before he was re-elected. The current Mayor Daley is as crooked as they come. He's all about "pay to play", and sees himself as a king rather than a mayor. And why not? I would bet 95% of Chicagoans can't name the  opponent in the last election against Daley (Dorothy Brown and William Walls, both democrats). They pretty much all hate him, but they vote him in by percentages that would make Saddam Hussein jealous. They certainly wouldn't dare vote a republican into office in Chicago. Daley has had numerous members of his administration that have come under indictment. This would be news in most cities, but people in Chicago are more worried about curses and da Bears than corruption running rampant in their city.
 
Former Congressman Dan Rostenkowski was convicted of mail fraud in the House's Post Office scam. His father was Joe Rosteknowski, known as Chicago's "ward boss". Former Illinois Otto Kerner Jr. was convicted of receiving stock in a horse track in Arlington as a form of bribery. Former Gov. Daniel Walker was convicted after his term for fraud in a savings and loan scam. Former Congressman of Chicago Mel Reynolds was convicted of sexual assault, solicitation of child pornography, bank fraud, and lying to SEC investigators.
 
This is the Chicago, and Illinois as a whole, culture. Tony Rezko was involved very much with Rod Blagojevich and also with Barack Obama. What Obama's ties in yesterday's scandal is unclear. Maybe it's nothing, but I will say something I've said many times. No one that comes out of Chicago politics comes out clean. It's impossible. In order to play, you must pay. I'm sure Obama played quite well. He certainly played Rezko pretty well when he bought his home for a discounted price. Who knows who will be the next governor of Illinois? One thing is almost certain, they will not be clean. Who in Illinois is?
 
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OBAMA'S INAUGURATION SPEECH REVEALED!!!

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Thursday, November 06, 2008 11:32:00 PM
I have obtained a copy of President-elect Barack Obama's inaugural speech which he will give on January 20th. Don't ask how I was able to obtain it because it wasn't pretty. Okay I'll tell you anyway. I went to a coffee house where they were reading aloud some really bad poetry. If I had a gun, you would have read about me in the evening news. "My eggs, my eggs, he begs to be the father of my eggs..." BARF! Anywho, while in full beatnik gear and a collection of antique Hacky Sack balls I took after beating senselessly a Phish fan I saw in the park, I fit in. They accepted me as one of their own. To make sure they accepted me, I didn't shower for three days and rolled in some feta cheese. That was the clincher. One of them lead me to their secret lair many floors underground to see their operation. Keith Olbermann was there getting his newscast for tomorrow from David Axelrod. Reverend Wright was there asking when can he leave. He was adamant, but not much you can do in chains in a chair bolted to the ground, and pit bulls surrounding you. Then there was this huge cubicle that had a New York Times sign above it. As I went by they got a wiff and said "here brother, you can have this. It's Obama's inauguration speech." So here it is. SHHHH Keep it on the downlow.
 
"Hope, change, shooting stars, rainbows, purple horseshoes, lucky charms, dream, glorify me, rejoice, inspiration, I'm the One, heaven on Earth, hope, change, shooting stars, rainbows, purple horseshoes, lucky charms, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Hey it worked on you all during the campaign! I would like to thank first the mainstream media. If it wasn't for them, none of this would be possible. Not only did you accept me as your lord, saviour, and chosen one, but you did what I asked you by attacking anyone that dared get in my way. The Obamasciples have done well, and they will rejoice in my glory. Of many of the things I was accused of, the accusation of being a socialist was the most hurtful. That didn't do anything for keeping America together. Besides, I'm an outright communist. Yeah, you heard right. Didn't Ayers, Dorhn, Khalidi, my staffers having posters of Che Guevera or me saying I was going to spread the wealth tell you anything? Of course I'm a communist. I'm a pinko commie, and damn proud of it. I cried while watching "Red Dawn" when those damn Wolverines were killing the communist invaders. If I didn't see them dying at the end I don't know if I would have recovered. To this day I hate the state of Michigan just because of their university's nickname. There will be change, America. Change is coming. My words are manna for you people. Look at you just eat them up. Pathetic, but it makes me feel good. Call me Christ again, please? Oh nevermind. The first order of business is changing the flag. I hate the American flag. Red, white, and blue. Puke! That's why I didn't wear that lapel pin. There wasn't enough red on it. My new flag will be all red with hammer and sicle on it. I loved that flag. Anyway, thank you America for sealing your doom and putting me here to lead this country. Boy, did you guys F up! Hahaha. Oh well, too late now. I'm going to the White House now so I can do a line. Hope, change, shooting stars... oh nevermind. I already won. Die, you jerks! Die!" Okay, that's not really it. Had you going though, eh?
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AMERICA, THE NEW BABYLON PT. 2

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 11:43:00 PM
First of all, I would like to say that I am happy for all of the black Americans out there. I say "black Americans" because most didn't actually move here from Africa. I like what Smokey Robinson said, "I'm not an African-American. I didn't come from Africa. I'm black." I am sincerely happy for blacks in this country because now they have reached the highest plateau in our country. Now they can tell their children that they can become whatever they want and point to President Obama as an example. I do understand how important that really is. I wished he had lost, but I am happy that we have crossed that road in our country. Just forty years ago blacks in this country were fighting to be equal and not segregated. Now there is a black President. That time is overdue, but it has come. So for that, I congratulate the black Americans in this country. I hope this inspires all of you to realize your potential and pass it on to your children. God bless the black people in this country. Your day of not reaching the ceiling is over. Now run with it.
 
Now the lovefest is over though : )   For a few weeks now I decided to listen to my gut on this election and realized that Obama would become President. I should have bowed to my instinct months ago. As a matter of fact, I should have even predicted that Obama would pick Joe Biden to be his running mate. I had my eyes on Biden since he wanted to partition Iraq into three countries. Why I did was because of the prophecy of Isaiah 18:1-3 which I have understood for many years to be about our country and Iraq. We are the land shadowing with wings (bald eagle is our symbol) beyond the rivers of Ethiopia. Ethiopia back then was a very big country and mostly in a different place than it is now. It used to be the westernmost country in Africa. If the Bible had a name for this land, it would have said it. Instead all it said was that this land was beyond the rivers of Ethiopia. We are the country that will send our ships swiftly across the sea. More proof of the land the Bible was talking about was a yet to be discovered one. We are the nation that lifted a sign in the mountains with Mount Rushmore, which was finished in 1941. Right when we entered WWII and then became a superpower. It told the world to listen to everything this country says and pay attention to everything this country does after the sign in the mountains is up. That certainly happened. Iraq is the country that will be meted out and trodden down. They are the people terrible (actual translation is “fearful”) from their beginning. That was code for the Babylonians. Babylon is in Iraq today. They are the ones that will have spoiling rivers with the Euphrates and Tigris. I know traditional teaching says that this prophecy was about something that happened a long time ago, but I just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt it hasn’t happened. The Bible would have named the land in Isaiah 18:1 if this land had a name. Joe Biden just a couple of years ago said he wanted to divide Iraq into three parts. This was thought of as a bad idea, but when things were going terribly in Iraq he came up with this idea. Obama has promised to pull troops out no matter what is said to him by anyone. If things get really bad again after we’re gone, Obama has vowed he would send the troops back. That’s where Biden will come in. Iraq will be divided just as it says in Isaiah 18:2. What will happen to the US is unclear although it will be much worse than 9/11. It says “woe to” America when we send our ambassadors to Iraq after it is divided. Since 9/11 isn’t written anywhere, this will be much worse. No matter how you feel about the warn in Iraq, we were destined to go in. It’s written. It was inescapable. I told all of my friends many years ago that we were not done with Iraq because of those verses.
 
As I wrote in the first "America, The New Babylon", people would vote against their best interests because we are a very confused country right now. Just as the Babylonians were millennia ago, we don't know what is up or what is down. To prove that just look at the polls. When Americans were asked who was more prepared to be President, McCain won overwhelmingly. Americans also realize the importance of the time we're living in right now. When asked who would be better to handle a crisis, national or international, McCain again won overwhelmingly. When asked who was more patriotic, McCain again won overwhelmingly. When asked who was better to handle the economy, Obama won but when asked if taxes should be raised on ANYONE right now, 65% of Americans voted no. Is your head swirling? Mine is, because the only way I can make sense of these polls is that we are incredibly confused right now. There is no other explanation because the results from those questions have no linear thought to Obama becoming President with over five million votes to spare. People can blame Bush for being incompetent, which I have as well, but over 60% of Americans in an AOL poll a while back know that McCain wasn't anything like Bush. We have become the new land of confusion. That does not bode well for our future.
 
As it says in Isaiah 18, "woe to the country shadowing with wings". Our woe is very near. The end of the age (not world as is written in the original Greek) is also very near. I can point to a thousand things like that the star named "wormwood" in Revelation 8:11 is "chernobyl" in the Ukrainian language or how all of the nations predicted to align in the last days are now aligned, but all you have to do is look at the adoration of the world over Barack Obama. He's not the Antichrist, so don't even think it. BUT, it just goes to show you that the secular world will be more than happy having their own lord. The ones who at the very least repel the mention of God in the public square are the most susceptible to bowing to a false one. Obama doesn't have the tenth of the charisma the Antichrist will have and look what he was able to do. The world and the media adore him. The media worked their tails off to elect him and take down anyone that dared get in the way, ala Joe "the plumber". The legislative branches in this country are about to take away freedoms that give voice for the opposition. The chess pieces are most definitely now in place. After Iraq is divided into three (and it will happen), and we send our ambassadors there, be ready to flee to the higher hills. I don't know what will happen but it will make 9/11 pale by comparison. When the Bible says "woe", you better lift up your head and keep those eyes open. God is warning us. That's why it was written. Be prepared and ready. It is coming.
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AMERICA, THE NEW BABYLON

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Friday, October 24, 2008 4:27:00 PM
This election cycle has many puzzled. Americans are voting against their own self and best interests. I will document in this post what I mean by that. I'm not just talking about Obama being a socialist or a pseudo-socialist. I'm talking about the gravity of the time and how polls show this country is a very confused one. Babylon in the Hebrew means "the land of confusion". Babylonians were a very confused people which lead to their downfall. Many people are wondering, including myself "why would anyone in their right mind vote for Barack Obama?" That is not a question easily answered. The only thing Obama has done is give reasons why to NOT vote for him. Let's look at his well-hidden history and you find me a reason why he could very well be the next President of the United States.
 
He started as a community organizer in Chicago. He represented ACORN in a lawsuit brought against former Il. Gov. Jim Edgar because Edgar was trying to block a law that was passed by the Illinois state legislators that would make voter fraud a lot easier. To make voter fraud easier in Illinois is like giving a gun to a maniac. The motto of Chicago is "vote early, vote often". That goes way back to the first Mayor Daley. His son is a chip off the old block. Obama also taught ACORN to help get out the vote in a program called "Project Vote". In 2004, Project Vote had a campaign called "votes for smokes" in which homeless people were enticed to vote by giving them cigarettes as well as other things as long as they voted democratic. I doubt many of them were republican to begin with, but to target homeless to vote by offering them things in return is wrong. The Obama campaign has given over $800,000 to ACORN's Project Vote. ACORN, a government-funded supposed nonbiased community group has endorsed Obama. ACORN has members in prison for voter fraud, and now they're knee deep in it this election year. The biggest problems ACORN has are in swing states. Obama also taught ACORN how to pressure banks and legislators into doing things against their own interests so they wouldn't be harassed. ACORN actually went to the homes of bankers to protest by calling the bankers "racist" for not lowering the standards of home loans. ACORN in the first proposed bailout bill was to receive $100 million. Luckily that didn't happen. So Obama was quite responsible for the culture of banks giving risky loans to people who couldn't afford to pay them back. Lucky for him, America doesn't know this because of his Obamasciple Media.
 
In that time he became acquainted with William Ayers. As many know, Ayers is a domestic terrorist. I can't call him a "former" one being that he has never apologized or even did anything but say he didn't go far enough. They served on two boards together. One was called the Annenberg Challenge where they gave money towards alternative education to Chicago schoolchildren. This was a nationwide program, but Ayers and Obama served on the board in Chicago. The money was supposed to find a way to raise test scores but failed. The Chicago program was to in Ayers' own words to "radicalize" schoolchildren to become more politically "aware". Obama was on that board to radicalize children. Another thing America doesn't know about, thankfully for him. The Woods Foundation was a left-leaning charity that helped give money to liberal activist groups such as ACORN and the Arab-American Action Network which was run by Rashid Khalidi, a Jew-hater. Obama was not only friends with Ayers, which he has lied about time and time again, but was also friends with Khalidi. Maybe even moreso. Obama spoke fondly about his dinners at Khalidi's home and Khalidi's wife's cooking. Obama said of his conversations with Khalidi were "consistent reminders to me of my own blind spots and my own biases. . . . It's for that reason that I'm hoping that, for many years to come, we continue that conversation -- a conversation that is necessary not just around Mona and Rashid's dinner table, but around this entire world." Obama threw Khalidi a bash for Khalidi going to Columbia University just in 2003. He can hardly use that same excuse about Khalidi that he used with Ayers that he was just a man in the neighborhood. The AAAN has been under investigation by the feds for possibly funneling money to terrorist groups and charities. Oh, if America knew about that one.  Obama had very little success as a community organizer as he was ruled against time and time again on all sorts of lawsuits.
 
Alice Palmer, an Illinois state senator was going to run for convicted sex felon Mel Reynolds' congressional seat and gave Obama her blessing to run for her seat. Obama had his coming out party at William Ayers' home. Obama denied this at the debate but even Obama supporters claim that this is true. When asked if she set the whole party up, Palmer said "I wasn't there". With the Obamasciple Media having their lord's back, he is allowed to lie blatantly about this. As a state senator, Obama voted "present" 130 times. One of the votes he casted was to not make a hospital keep a baby that had survived an abortion attempt alive. He said it infringed on "Roe vs Wade", but even NARAL was okay with this law called "The Born Alive Protection Act" when it was passed nearly unanimously around the country. He also voted against forcing libraries to put in blockers in their computers to keep perverts from looking at porn. His votes that weren't "present" were very radical.
 
In 2004, Obama decided to run against Jack Ryan for US senator. Jack Ryan's divorce record with actress Jeri Ryan was opened to the public showing he was a pervert. This forced Ryan to back out of running since he was humiliated publicly. To step into his place came in Alan Keyes. He didn't come close to offering Obama the challenge Ryan would have given him. Ryan was actually poised to beat him. During his short senatorial career, Obama has not proposed one bill. The lower and middle class he claims he's so much for he never offered a proposal to help. He never proposed to lower taxes on them. Most of the time he's been a senator he's been running for the White House.
 
At a time as crucial as this one, Americans would agree that we cannot hand over the keys to someone with so little experience. Then you have on the other ticket John McCain, who is probably the most experienced person to ever run for the White House. We all know his trials and tribulations and he is admired by all for his diligence and toil for this country. So why would this country even think about choosing someone who has accomplished nothing against someone with more accomplishments than anyone who has run for President in this country's history? Confusion. We have terrorism, Russian aggression, China, Iran, North Korea all becoming major threats. We have a looming energy crisis for which Obama's only solution is for alternative energy, but what  between now and when that is available? Energy problems around the world is giving Russia her strength back and Putin is looking to live out his Soviet dreams. The only thing that can possibly derail him is if this country decides to become energy independant now. We were at one time paying over $4 per gallon for gas and the ONLY reason why prices have gone down is because President Bush said a few simple words. "I will lift the ban on offshore drilling." The oil futures dropped drastically and continue to drop. All congress has to do is also lift the ban on offshore drilling, but the democratic controlled congress won't do that. A President Obama would make everyone buy back those futures since the dems aren't for drilling. That wouldn't only increase the price of oil, but will further strengthen our enemies. Americans are clearly favoring offshore drilling now. McCain has given them that promise that he would. Obama has not.
 
That's not the only poll Americans are showing their confusion with. Americans know that this is possibly the most crucial time in this country's history since the Revolutionary War or WWII and agree that McCain is a better choice for this time, but Obama is leading in the polls. When asked who would handle an international crisis better, McCain won overwhelmingly. When asked who was more patriotic, McCain or Obama, McCain won by an even wider margin. The only thing Americans vote that Obama would be better on is the economy, but at the same time Americans believe that raising taxes on anyone would be a mistake right now. Obama is promising to raise taxes on "the rich" which includes small businesses, which America is deadset against. Something doesn't add up other than we are very confused right now. America is looking like they are voting in spinning directions. America knows that McCain is the more qualified and better candidate, but Obama is ahead in the polls. Are the polls lying? Are Americans lying? The MSM is already playing up the "Bradley Effect", which I mocked in "The Day After The Election" saying if Obama loses it's only because of something that happened twenty-six years ago. If Obama loses, it will be because it's the "We Didn't Trust Obama Effect", again as I said in that blog. Maybe the people in the polls are just trying to not look racist by saying they're voting for Obama. Who knows at this point, but Obama is definitely very close to becoming our President during the scariest time in seventy years. Only the new Babylon would be voting for a guy who has a history of nothing but disturbing acquaintances to be their leader. If history is our guide, a President Obama does not foretell a good future. Perhaps the prophecy of the United States written in Isaiah 18:1-3 will come to pass. We are that nation which a great woe is written of. We just might go the way of Babylon.
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YOU GOTTA LOVE CHICAGO

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Sunday, October 05, 2008 1:21:00 AM

"Only in America" is a great slogan invented by boxing promoter/crook Don King. I will use that and coin my own phrase "only in Chicago". Only in Chicago can fans of a team that has not won a World Series title in one hundred years say "this is the year" every single year. Only in Chicago can the most corrupt person succeed the most politically. Only in Chicago do they hate their mayor but yet can't name the last person who ran against him. Only in Chicago.

 
Tonight the Chicago Cubs officially made it one hundred years without winning a World Series title by getting swept by the Los Angeles Dodgers. I have to admit that I'm nowhere near a Cub fan, so I was rooting for the Cubs to lose. One hundred years without winning a title is one of those things you have to root for. No other franchise has such a record of futility in all of sports. Since the last time the Cubs won a WS title the Yankees have won twenty-six. How did this "epitome of loser" get started losing? Only in Chicago can they blame this all on a curse. On an innocent animal no less. A goat. The owner of the goat Billy Sianis was kicked out of the game WITH HIS GOAT (goats at a game?) because the goat stunk to high hell. So as legend has it, Sianis told everyone that the Cubs wouldn't win a World Series ever again. This was in 1945. Explain the previous thirty-seven years being their last championship was in 1908. So the Cubs suck because of a goat? Come on. Then there was the black cat curse in 1969. The Cubs had a huge lead going into the final weeks of the season but a surging Mets team passed them after a black cat ran across the field. Then there was the "curse of Bartman". A man dressed in weird clothing in the front row of the left field seats reached and touched a ball that would have probably been caught by Moises Alou. Cub fans threatened this man thinking he cost them a World Series. The Chicago Tribune went as far as to give Steve Bartman's home address to the public. That was nice, eh? Friggin idiotic. Only in Chicago. And only in Chicago will they not remember there were other fans reaching for that ball too. Only in Chicago will they forget SS Alex Gonzalez dropped the easiest ground ball hit in the history of man right after that. The ball came up for him perfectly. Only a Cub would mess it up. This year before the playoffs started, Mayor or should I say King Daley threw a huge bash for the Cubs in celebration for their season. They had not won anything yet but a division title. They acted like they won the whole thing already. Only in Chicago will you have such a losing history and yet think they prematurely won it all. Perfectly setting up their future failure against the Dodgers. Only in Chicago will you have such a losing history and blame it on a curse other than realizing that sucking isn't a curse. I'll provide a cute list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won a championship.
 
Only in Chicago will they blame a cow for burning down the entire city. We all have heard about Mrs. O'Leary's cow and how it burned down all of Chicago. Dumb. A cow? Who knew a cow was really Drew Barrymore? "Mooo BOOM!" A cow? Come on, Chicago. On October 8th, 1871 the Great Chicago Fire started. It burned for two days straight. The legend has it that a cow burned down the entire city. Writer Michael Ahern was the one who came up with this story but admitted he made it up in 1893 saying it would be a good story to tell. Now the part about Ahern making up this story isn't known by many people, including Chicagoans. They still think a cow did it, even though Ahern admitted to making it up and the same night there were other horrible fires in the Midwest. One was particularly bad in Peshtigo, Wisconsin. The tale of Peshtigo sounds like something out of a nightmare. People outside who's clothes and hair would catch on fire without any contact of fire. Scientists have since stated that it probably was a meteorite that caused all of the fires in the Midwest that night, including the Great Chicago Fire. A cow.
 
Only in Chicago can an admitted terrorist get a tenured professorship at one of their prestigious universities. William Ayers, Barack's buddy (don't let him convince you otherwise) founded a group called The Weather Underground. It was a group that formed to check and see if Hell froze over. Hence the term "Weather Underground". Okay, that's not true. Sorry, couldn't resist. This group was actually a domestic terrorist group that bombed NYPD headquarters, the Capitol Building, the Pentagon, and military recruitment offices. Ayers was a fugitive and on the FBI's Most Wanted list for over a decade. He was brought to trial but since his daddy was CEO of Chicagoland's Commonwealth Edison, he got away with these crimes. Crimes to which he has admitted to committing since. He even admits he wished he could have done more damage. He can be seen stomping on the US flag in Chicago Magazine. Now he's a tenured professor at UIC. Obama actually had his coming out party into Chicago politics at Ayers' home. Ayers is married to Bernardine Dohrn who was also part of this group and was also on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Only in Chicago can a man like this be "connected" to Chicago politics and donors, from which Obama got his start. Obama has been stating that he's not friends with this guy and barely knows him, but let's take the word of Obama's own chief adviser David Axelrod when he said the two "were certainly friendly". That's a direct quote. Here's a saying I came up with that all should learn. No one that comes out of Chicago politics comes out clean. Chicago is the Mecca of voter fraud and strong-arming corporations and politicians. Jesse Jackson ring a bell?
 
Chicago definitely stands out amongst America's big cities. Mostly not for a good reason. There were more children killed in the last school year in Chicago than any other city. Most of the city looks like crap. Parking and taxes are ridiculous. Nobody likes the mayor because they all know he's crooked, yet they will not vote anyone else in. I would reckon 95% of the people in Chicago can't name the person who last ran against Daley for mayor. Even after the Cubs losing after everyone in Chicago foolishly thought they had won everything, the fans will say next April "this is our year". And they'll actually believe it. You gotta love Chicago.
 
Here's the list:

1. Radio was invented

2. TV was invented

3. Halley's Comet has passed by..... twice!

4. Prohibition of alcohol was made into law, then repealed

5. Sixteen Presidents were elected. About to be seventeen.

6. The Titanic was built and sank

7. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown (tops in league in homeruns, rbi's, and batting avg)

8. 15,719 games have been played by the Cubs... Cubs have lost the majority of them

9. A combination of 43 Summer and Winter Olympics have been run

10. Eleven amendments to the Consitution have been made

11. Harry Carey was born and passed away

12. Four generations of families have come

13. The airplane was five years old

14. World War I and II happened along with the Korean, Vietnam Wars. Operation Desert Storm and second Iraqi War

15. World population at the time was 1.65 billion people (6.7 billion currently)

16. The jet and rocket were invented

17. Man landed on Moon

18. Jazz, Swing, Big Band, Country, Rock and Roll, Disco, Heavy Metal, Rap, and Grunge music have been invented.

19. Les Paul invented the hardbody electric guitar.

20. The NFL, NHL, and NBA have started

21. League of Nations and UN enacted (League of Nations now defunct)

22. The atom bomb was invented

23. The rise and the fall of the Cold War

24. The submarine was invented

25. Nine generations of videogaming (Pong, Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Sega CD, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3)

26. Al Capone was nine

27. Babe Ruth was thirteen

28. The "Roaring 20's" were still twelve years away

29. Scientists swore up and down we were in an Ice Age

30. Scientists swear up and down we're melting
 
31. Slavery was abolished thirty-three years ago

32. Al Gore invented the internet

33. The Diary of Anne Frank was still thirty-nine years away

34. Mickey Mouse would be created twenty years from then
 
35. Dayam!
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KEITH OLBERMANN CAUGHT ON HOT MIC

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Friday, September 19, 2008 9:07:00 AM
Keith Olbermann, a left-wing nutjob that has a show on MSNBC called "Nobody's Watching With Keith Olbermann" was recently caught speaking off the cuff on a few subjects when he thought the mic was off. In fact it was a hot mic after his show went off the air. This is a real (okay not really) transcript.
 
Keith: "I am the smartest person in the world and I know it, but I don't even know why I have a show. And the worst person of the day is, gee you guessed it, Bill O'Reilly. He keeps saying we're far left at MSNBC. We're not (wink). We are straight down the middle. Bill, go harass another intern. Okay, that's our show for this evening. Thanks for watching, the five of you. Damn I love that man."
 
Producer: "Who?"
 
Keith: "Bill. Man I wish I was that guy. What he says actually matters. Do you think he knows who I am? I insult him like a little girl punching a boy in the schoolyard hoping to get a kiss. Do you think he knows I'm alive?"
 
Producer: "Why do you care?"
 
Keith: "Oh uhhhhh I don't. No.....no I don't care. To hell with him. How many times must I insult him to get him to notice me?"
 
Producer: "Don't you think you've taken this obsession to an extremely unhealthy level?"
 
Keith: "That's what Dr. Melfi said. Hey, have you ever heard of a Tony Soprano? She keeps talking about him."
 
Producer: "Uhhh Keith, that's a show. It's called "The Sopranos". Dr. Melfi is a made-up character on the show."
 
Keith: "Damn, am I that far gone? Anywho, did Barack call yet? He's supposed to fax me tomorrow's show. It's not here yet!"
 
Producer: "I don't know if he's called yet. Don't worry. He's never late to tell you what to talk about. He's our Obamessiah."
 
Keith: "Amen. Was he mad I mentioned his name on the show last night?"
 
Producer: "Furious. Even if it was positive he said you're only supposed to talk negatively about McCain and Palin and Foxnews. He said you're not being a good disciple."
 
Keith: "Damn, I am screwed. Would flowers be good to send him with a note of sincere apology?"
 
Producer: "Already sent."
 
Keith: "Thanks Mr. Rather. You've been in the business a long time so you know how things work. I wish you got fired a decade ago..... Sorry, I didn't mean that."
 
Dan: "That's okay. This actually is my dream. I wasn't really ever hiding my rabid liberal bias on CBS before, but this is bias unleashed."
 
Keith: "You're telling me. Hey did the show get any emails yet this week? It's Thursday."
 
Dan: "Nope. Keep hope alive."
 
Keith looking at a picture of O'Reilly and kisses it: "Please Bill. Notice me. Want me! Love me! Need me!"
 
 
As you can read, this boy has a problem.
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OBAMA'S LIPSTICK COMMENT

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:54:00 AM
Did Barack Obama mean Sarah Palin when he made his "lipstick on a pig" comment? Not exactly. I have a different view on this than most people, as I do with most things. Did he intentionally try to insult Sarah Palin? No. That much is clear. In the context he was in he was talking about McCain's similarity to Bush when it comes to tax policy. The only thing wrong with the Bush tax policy is that during wartime that congress, including the republican one, must control spending and remove earmarks. That's neither here nor there on that issue though. BUT, he was thinking of Sarah Palin when he said it. If you watch it again, watch him put his hand on his forehead and wince. His expression was like "oh I can't believe I'm going to say this. I'm going to get in trouble, but I'm not good at speaking or thinking on my feet so here goes..." Then judge the reaction from the crowd. They took it that he meant Sarah Palin as well. Don't just blame the McCain people, Barack. Look at your own disciples.
 
To say that the dems have been attacking Sarah Palin unfairly is like saying roses smell better than dead carcasses. Can't be more obvious. Joe Biden just a day or so before said that Sarah Palin would be a "backward step for women". Carol Fowler, South Carolina's chairwoman of the Dem party said "whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn't had an abortion". Dem Rep. Steve Cohen said on the house floor "Barack was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor." Definitely referring to Sarah Palin being governor of Alaska. Former Clintonite and now Barack supporter Donna Brazile said "the Bible says to whom much is given much is required and it comes out of that tradition. So it was insulting to see both, you know, the governor as well as Mayor Giuliani criticize people. There’s some on the Internet now that Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor. And perhaps they should understand the role of a community organizer, do help people in distress." Do you think that's just a coincidence? Sounds like a definite talking point to me.
 
I often call Obama the "Obamessiah" and that his followers really do believe that he is their Christ. I've said it to family, friends, and in blogs. Some said that I was exaggerating. How about this? I've said it in blogs past that the Democratic Party in crunch time would become desperate to win the White House. Especially the 527's like Moveon.org will put out some really detestable things about McCain that normal Americans would find offensive. That's why McCain is such a smart pick as the GOP nominee. Americans do not like to see our heroes tore down. McCain is clearly a hero. It's clear that Obama is rattled, and that he is easily rattled. All of the dems are rattled. They are afraid of this woman. Read the blog "Palin Makes Media Show Their Hand". I said it then that they're not only desperate to put Obama in the Oval Office, but she threatens their entire progressive movement. To them, she isn't a woman. No woman could be a woman of midwestern values. No woman could be pro-life. No woman could hunt. They can't wrap their minds around her, so instead of trying to seek some understanding they'd rather attack her. Obviously they can't be wrong about anything since they're intellectual liberals. They can't be wrong about anything. This Palin is an alien to them. Something beyond their understanding. Because of this they say things like she's Pilate, or a backward step for women. That's why Obama is rattled doing stump speeches on the fly. He knew he was about to say something stupid but he couldn't stop himself. Watch that video again and tell me I'm wrong.
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MCCAIN'S VEEP PICK

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Friday, August 29, 2008 12:21:00 PM

In one word, genius. No one really has heard of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin before, so when rumors were flying it might be her I was wondering "who is this". I thought it was going to be Joseph Lieberman because Lieberman can hold Joe Biden, Obama's attack dog at bay. That would have upset many conservatives. With this pick McCain can still hold Biden at bay and not upset the conservative base. Already Obama's people are saying she's too inexperienced, even before she was introduced. Nobody is less experienced than Obama is, so for them to throw around the "I" word is ludicrous. No, not Obama's rapper friend. Ridiculous ludicrous I meant : ) 

Not only will Mrs. Palin keep Biden at bay, but any considerable attack towards her will be perceived by Hillary Clinton's disgruntled followers as another attack by Obama's people at women. He already has that problem facing him as everyone knows. This will also make those women who really are either refusing to support Obama or willing to look elsewhere to find the McCain candidacy more appealing. Finally the republicans get to play the victim card. Let's see how the liberals like it.

I still have my concerns over this pick but after hearing Palin speak I can see she has tenacity and a brain. A deadly political combo. She isn't going to be pushed around. Obama and Biden might try to accentuate her inexperience but she is the ONLY one running for anything that has executive experience. Biden doesn't. Obama definitely doesn't. Even McCain doesn't. This brings some executive experience to at least one ticket.

Palin brings attention to McCain, which he is sorely needing. Obama again at his speech last night missed an opportunity to get specific but said nothing new. All he spoke on was change, hope, shooting stars, and lucky charms. He won't speak about tangible, specific things because he doesn't have the ability to. With McCain suffering from Bush withdrawal symptoms this country is having and not having the media behind him is if he was their lord and saviour, and still somehow for two days was actually leading Obama in the polls during the Democratic National Convention this week. Amazing and telling. Now McCain gets his jumpstart towards the rest of the campaign season that he needed. Imagine Obama's attack dog attacking Sarah Palin at the debate. Imagine them going after her on stump speeches. We get to play the victim card for once. A page out of the old democrat playbook. Oh boy! Woops. I mean oh girl!

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MOTHER RUSSIA

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Thursday, August 14, 2008 2:00:00 AM

The recent invasion of sovereign, freedom-loving Georgia, a former Soviet republic, really shows that Russia will be what it always was. A power hungry and egomaniacal country. Russia's President might be Dmitry Medvedev, but he's just a puppet. It's Vladimir Putin who's running the show. That's the same Vladimir Putin who our President said he looked into the heart of and saw that he was a good man. He was WAAAAY off!

People are speculating why Russia took this audacious stance and many have speculated that it's about the oil pipeline that goes through Georgia into Turkey. That is a strategic point, but for that reason alone Putin wouldn't be going this far. Many are also speculating that it was about Georgia and other former Soviet republics possibly joining NATO. That's definitely part of it. That's not the whole story though. The real reason why Putin is doing this is to reacquire the former Soviet republics and get back to being the Soviet Union. With Putin, that was always his ambition. He said things our dumb President wanted to hear, all the while he's killing journalists and political dissidents including Alexander Litvinenko while he was in exile in England. Other people in England were contaminated by the radioactive substance (polonium-210) Litvinenko was given, as well as other critics of Putin. That didn't raise much of an eyebrow with the White House for some reason though.

Putin is very popular in Russia. His poll numbers reciprocate our President's poll numbers. Even though it's clear Putin is killing those with opposing voices, the Russian people love him because he's trying to restore their standing in the world. I'm quite sure poll numbers in Russia won't dip when it comes to Putin with the invasion of Georgia.

Georgia I'm afraid is just the first of other skirmishes as Moscow reestablishes it's might. The Ukraine and Baltic nations might be next. Who knows? Maybe even Poland might be on that list. All the while Putin is daring the US to do anything by giving the ultimatum "choose us or Georgia". Think you better look into Putin's eyes again, Mr. President. I'm quite confident that this is just the beginning. This could be Putin sending a message to other former republic nations to not join NATO, but I think this goes deeper than that. Russia could have sent that message and abided by the ceasefire they made easily. It was their own ceasefire proposal and without cause they broke it. As a matter of fact, it was never enacted. They never abided by it. It was just a ploy to make the world take more time in reacting to this while thinking it was over. It's obviously not over. As Russia gave the ceasefire, their tanks kept moving inside towards Georgia's city of Gori. This isn't a message at least to the other former Soviet republics. If anything, it's a message to the world. Mother Russia is reforming and there's nothing we can do about it unless NATO accepts Georgia into it immediately. With that though, that might mean full scale war with Russia. With Europe getting much of its energy from Russian pipelines, they will probably once again show their impotence. Germany might actually join Russia as screwed up as they are. This also shouts for us to become energy independent and drill off our own shores. Something that the dems won't even allow a vote on.

Politically speaking with our election, dem hopeful Barack Obama again showed his lack of strength by at first stating that both Russia AND Georgia should show some restraint. Georgia? What did Georgia do? Oy! McCain from the beginning said Russia should withdraw from Georgia immediately. Again Obama didn't take a clear stance. McCain again did. McCain went as far as to say Russia's presence in the G8 should be up for debate. The dems attacked McCain for taking such a strong stance against Russia saying it might just inflame tensions. Inflame tensions? They just invaded a sovereign nation and ally without just cause. McCain was right to take a strong stance as he has for years against Russia and specifically Putin. Just like when our President was seeing a good man in the eyes of Putin, John McCain saw something different. "I look into Putin's eyes and I see three letters, a K, a G, and a B." Well said, Mr. McCain. Watch out world. Here comes Mother Russia once again.

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GENERAL PETRAEUS FINALLY ADMITS WAR IS LOST

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Written 4/16/2008

General David Petraeus not only admits the war is lost, but he begged for congress to approve their departure from Detroit. Below is the transcript of today's meeting over the Detroit War.

Hillary Clinton: "Hello General Petraeus. Thanks for coming in today to meet with us. According to your testimonial transcript which we've been reading today, you believe the war in Detroit should no longer continue. Am I correct on this?"

General Petraeus: "Yes Mrs. Clinton. I believe our troops can be serving our country's interests better elsewhere."

John McCain: "General. I'm surprised at you being so squeemish over this. Detroit is in our country. Do you really feel we should abandon a city in our own country?"

General Petraeus: "Yes sir. Pre-war strategy by the Bush Administration was incredibly flawed. The Bush Administration promised me and also the American people that once we got into Detroit that we would be welcomed in with open arms. This didn't happen. Even with the predicted skirmishes, we were told and therefore expecting that the Motown factions would fight alongside of us. They fought against us, led by Quincy Jones."

Barack Obama: "First of all, I just wanted to say that I was in the middle of a forest no one was at and screamed at the top of my lungs that I was against this war from the beginning. My two opponents voted for this war."

General Petraeus: "What's your point, senator?"

Barack Obama: "Sorry, this isn't a place to make campaign talking points? My bad."

John McCain: "Would you say that the surge I have been asking for has helped, General? Rumsfeld wouldn't listen to me."

General Petraeus: "Rumsfeld was indeed an idiot. We all made fun of him when we were hiding in the sewers in Detroit. No, Senator. The surge has not helped. Once the surge started seeing some successes, religious leader Jeremiah Wright, Mr. Obama's pastor came and really rallied the citizens of Detroit to fight along in the insurrection."

Barack Obama: "Hey, I had no idea he was like that. When he said he hated whites I thought he meant uhhhhhh white uhhhhhh teeth. Yeah, that's it."

Hillary Clinton: "Oh shut up Barack."

Barack Obama: "Yes ma'am."

John McCain: "Let's get back on point here. General, you are saying that the Detroit War is lost?"

General Petraeus: "Yes Senator McCain, I sadly am."

Harry Reid: "SEE! I TOLD YOU!"

General Petraeus: "While I understand the circumstances of losing an American city is very disturbing, you haven't been there. It's scary in Detroit. The Al qaeda in Iraq thing was a cakewalk compared to these people. They're mad!"

Hillary Clinton: "You said earlier that our troops would serve our interests better elsewhere. Where do you think we should send the troops now?"

General Petraeus: "Oh I don't know. How about San Francisco? Yeah, San Francisco. They won't fight back. Those who do fight back will be easily taken down. Just think of all the pieces of feather boas falling all around like confetti. It would be a festive war. Please send us there. Just get us out of Detroit. San Francisco has a lot of people who hate Christians and America and stuff. They might have weapons too or something."

Barack Obama: "See, I knew the Bush Administration was preparing for war in San Francisco. Rosie O'Donnell was right. We cannot invade San Francisco."

John McCain: "We can hear you speak against war before it happens, Mr. Obama."

Barack Obama: "Woops! I forgot I wasn't in the forest for a moment."

Hillary Clinton: "Do we have intelligence showing we will have friendly people in San Francisco? I need a landing zone safe from possible snipers."

General Petraeus: "Given previous intelligence failures I would not be expecting any friendly people there. I don't care though. Please just get me out of Detroit! It's like Hell here! Send me to San Francisco. How hard can it be to beat them?"

Then the Senate laughed roaringly and voted to get our troops out of Detroit. The vote was unanimous with one senator abstaining. John McCain. He left the meeting before the vote and met with Donald Rumsfeld and kicked him ferociously in the testicles. They also voted unanimously to send troops into San Francisco as well with Barack Obama abstaining. Some 21st century frontiersman claimed he could have swore he heard someone yelling in the woods that he was against war in San Francisco.
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