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ALERT!!! TERRORISTS AT LARGE! HELP BRING THEM TO JUSTICE

I have an email alert account with Jane's Intelligence online. I just received this email with the following instructions in it. Apparently there are several terrorists our intelligence has discovered the identities of and what their plans are. When I read this, I was extremely concerned for my family, friends, and fellow TH'ers. This is as scary as it gets. The email I received goes as follows:
 
"... ALERT! The following has come from the government of the United States Department of Homeland Security. This alert is coming from someone within President Obama's White House itself, so take it seriously. Keep that in mind when you read on. There is sufficient evidence of a probable terror attack looming, and there has already been one known victim. The reason why we are issuing this alert only on Jane's Intelligence online through those that receive email alerts is because we do not wish to alarm the terrorists. Doing so would most likely cause a catastrophic response of desperation from this terrorist cell, which is at large. I urge you to not send this email out to anyone due to the sensitivity of this alert (I guess I messed up). We urge you to take precautions as it relates to this alert. Duct tape, plastic covering are recommended as well as a desk to hide under in case there is a nuclear attack. You should be safe under a desk in 10,000 degrees farenheit. Yep, that should be more than enough protection.
 
This terrorist cell we have discovered was in the city of Dearborn, Michigan. The first member at large, and terrorist cell leader Achu Asniz has been trained in Afghanistan and Pakistan. This al Qaeda terrorist's special expertise is biological warfare. According to our computer experts that broke down the encryption, Mr. Asniz' responsibility will be to go into where crowds of people usually congregate and spread along the rhinovirus. That's the common cold to the layperson. It seems that Achu Asniz has been infected with an acute form of the cold. He will have help with the cell's second in command, Huwaktu Aflem. He is also infected with an acute form of the rhinovirus. He will also be looking for crowds. Do not go to spring training games, shopping malls, or unemployment offices. If they carry out their plot, they will possibly cause some Americans to miss a day of work or school.
 
Another terrorist is actually half-Arab and half-Russian. He is also trained in biological warfare and the spreading of diseases. His name is Habeet Imov. Apparently he has already been spotted in men's rest stop and airport bathrooms. He offers a good time by putting his hand under the stall walls. His hand is infected with the flesh eating virus. Senator Larry Craig is the only known casualty at this time and is in serious condition with a missing digit, which has yet to be revealed. Habeet Imov isn't one you want to give the sleight of hand to.
 
They were all helped by an American left-wing radical professor named Howie Donner. Mr. Donner has an interesting story. Does anyone want to hear more about Howie Donner? Good, then I will proceed. This Harvard educated professor has worked closely with William Ayers, Reverend Wright, Rashid Khalidi, Saul Alinsky, and Bernardine Doehrn. There is absolutely no connection though between this radical professor and the President of the United States. None. Absolutely none. There isn't even a hint at a connection here. There is nothing to ask about this because there is nothing to answer. They are worlds apart. No connection between our President and this terrorist professor whatsoever. Am I making myself clear? There isn't any connection between President Obama and terrorist professors. I don't know why you keep harping on this issue. There isn't any connection. Let's move on, shall we? Nope, for the last time there is no connection. Moving right along, Professor Donner helped bring these terrorists into this country by falsifying visas under the guise of them coming to the United States for a college education. It seems Mr. Donner met with these terrorists and openly talked about terrorist plots in bookstores and coffee shops, as well as university cafeterias. We worked our tails off to find witnesses willing to give us information about them in those places, but none would give us any information even when we made it clear their families were possibly in danger. The only two that helped was a worker at the university cafeteria and a customer who was looking to buy a book written by Bill O'Reilly, but then discovered the store had a "no conservative written books" policy. It was only after a heated exchange between the potential customer and the shop manager that the customer gave us crucial information. I guess the other people there that were playing chess and sipping $7 coffee beat the crap out of the customer for working with us and doing their civic duty because they are in serious, but stable condition at the local hospital.
 
One last person to look for. She is a converted Muslim student in Professor Donner's class. She goes by the name Maiden Ali Upe. Maiden Ali Upe knows Howie Donner good. Real good. She doesn't have any real expertise, but she has some inside information that might relate to other terrorist cells.
 
We're hoping we bring these people to justice without any further harm to the American people. We should look to eachother in times such as this and hopefully it will bring us closer together while forgetting all about the economy. You didn't remember anything about the economy as you were reading this alert, now did you? Good. We are on top of the situation, but if you have any information on these individuals, you are encouraged to contact your local authorities. Thank you for your help and for your time. Let's hope America is kept safe during this crisis. Obama bless the United States."
 
Okay I have to admit I am one twisted SOB for writing this, so any comment like "man, you are messed up" or "seek help immediately" will fall on deaf ears. You're preaching to the choir, so I don't have to hear what I already know. Take care and Obama bless you all.
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A SECOND HOLOCAUST

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" is a famous quote from philosopher George Saltayana. It's one of my favorite quotes because there's not much more true of a saying. Many years ago before the full rise of nazism, people from around the world hated the Jews. The US wasn't the great superpower it is now, so they didn't get the blame they do now. The Jews were to blame for all of their woes. The economic crisis was continuing throughout the world. Not just in our country. It's an old human philosophy. When things go wrong, blame someone else. Europeans looked at how the Jews were living and that fueled their anger. The Catholic religion also didn't help things by their mantra that the Jews killed Jesus. Any true Christian knows that our creation killed Jesus, not the Jews. The passion plays added even more fuel to the fire. Hatred engulfed Europe. First it started with horrible things said here and there about the Jews. Then there was violence. It didn't start with Hitler and the Nazis. There was violence against the Jews before the Nazis in Europe.
 
Then came the rise of Hitler and the Nazis. Hitler used his passion and charisma to unite Germany with their hatred. With furious anger he spoke to the hearts of many Germans. One man in the world saw Hitler as a threat. Winston Churchill tried to unite the world to nip Hitler and the Nazi movement in the bud. No one listened, even those in our country. The holocaust began. To try to escape the fury of the Nazis, many Jews tried to flee in a ship named the SS St Louis. They looked around the world for a place to give them sanctuary. They were denied time and time again. They were even denied by the United States. They had to go back. It's unclear how many of the 937 passengers wound up dying, but it was by far most of them. I would say that should have been a lesson learned, but sending hundreds of Jews back to death I wouldn't dignify by calling it a lesson. The lesson that should have been learned is to not let such a thing happen to the Jews again. We've all heard that time and time again by those who claim they have learned from history saying "we won't let it happen again. We'll stop it before it starts".
 
The holocaust of six million Jews pointed out that the Jews needed a land of their own. Israel was established in 1948. Israel was the land of the Jews 2500 years ago. Before Palestinians inhabited this land, it belonged to the Jews. In 1967, Arab neighbors gathered to attack Israel. Israel demolished their enemies in the 6 Day War. They also took back some of their former land, including Jerusalem and the Gaza strip. Since then, Israel has had to endure terrorist attacks from Palestinians and other Arabs. There was Munich in '72, which looks like some anarchist Germans helped with. There were bombings done by the PLO and their founder Yasser Arafat. Arafat became a Palestinian hero for terrorism against Israel. The world would applaud him years later by giving him a Nobel Peace Prize. Arafat would also show his appreciation to the Palestinian people by robbing them of millions.
 
We've had a handful of terrorist attacks upon the United States. Israel has them happen nearly on a constant basis. The enemies of Israel nearly encompass them as well as being within their border. Hamas and Hezbollah both exist for one reason. To kill or force out every Jew and bring about a sole Palestinian state. Their purpose is to erase the existence of Israel. In the recently handed over territory of Gaza they elected Hamas to run their government. Syria pushes its will upon Lebanon to also threaten Israel with the help of Iran. Iran's puppet leader calls for the destruction of Israel whenever a mic is put in front of his face. Whenever Israel responds to a threat or attack, the world unites against Israel for protecting itself. With this latest incursion by the Israeli government, the world unites in protest. A Muslim woman at a protest in Fort Lauderdale was videotaped shouting to Jews "go back to the oven". This is becoming more and more acceptable. That old hatred hasn't gone away. Instead it has festered like a bomb clocking down to zero. Anyone can stick their head in the sand and not hear the hatred, but it doesn't mean it's not there. Within our country that hatred exists. We won't let it happen again? We'll stop it before it starts? Open your eyes. It's starting now.
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TERRORIST BASEBALL

For those of you confused at the title of my blog, let me esssplain. Baseball is America's most historic pastime. Terrorism in the Arab World seems to be theirs. Do I need to explain everything? : ) Baseball has Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Sandy Koufax, Jackie Robinson and many more iconic figures in Americana. The Arab World has Osama Bin Laden, Sheik Abdul Rahman (the blind Arab dude with the Santa Claus hat), Mohammad Atah, Yasser Arafat, and Ahmad Yassin are the icons of the Arab world.

When there is nothing to do, you hate. We have baseball. We also have other things to do. We're too busy to hate for the most part. Plus, we outgrew our Western Europe and Viking history. Thanks to the Greek and Roman cultures I must say. While the Greeks were inventing democracy, Western Europe was never bathing. While the Greeks were thinking, Western Europe was busy scratching their butts with axes. While the Greeks were building society, Western Europe was barely saying "orf". I think orf meant "food". God bless them Greeks! Our melting pot has made us advance swiftly. Adventurous people from all over the world came here, and so became our adventurous spirit. We like to have fun too. Baseball is fun. That's why it took off to such great heights. No sport has the iconic heroes like baseball does in America. These guys were real heroes to Americans. Joe DiMaggio was a hero to every Italian and Yankee fan. The Yankees have a slew of icons in their history. They are the Al Qaeda of American baseball teams. The big boys.

In the Arab World it seems they live to hate. From what I see on television, I don't buy the "it's not most Arabs" cliche. In the Palestinian areas of Israel there were celebrations in the streets when 9/11 happened. They were joyously celebrating while knowing thousands of people have just died. Arafat had his police threaten to kill members of the media who shot these celebrations on video. They didn't keep all of the cameramen from shooting, however. But more than two-thirds of Arabs say 9/11 was morally unjustifiable. When they show Arabs on tv, they always show them with guns, swords, or burning things in effigy. There is a huge disconnect here from this poll and what I see on tv. Usually they show Arabs protesting over something either so small or totally inconsequential to their lives. "The Pope called us violent people?! It's time to kill someone!" Which they did. It seems most of them sees terrorism as their sport, and they play it well. The poll tells a completely different story.

I don't know if they work, come home, treat their wives respectfully, kiss their children, or anything. I do know they want to kill a woman for allowing her students to call a teddy bear "Mohammad" though. I do know they have a fixation with beheading people. I know they love to treat women as poorly as possible too. How can these fathers look at their young daughters, knowing what's ahead of them, and not do everything in their power to see they are not lashed for being raped in the future? I don't know. One woman I know of in Iran was executed because she had sex with an older, unmarried man. Her name was Atefeh Rajabi and she was only sixteen years old. She claims she was sexually assaulted. They hung her in front of a crowd by a crane. While she fought for her life, with her last breaths she kept repeating "repentance". The law there is when someone says "repentance" that they are given at least another appeal. People who are so hellbent on upholding Islamic Law broke the law. This was a young, beautiful woman who died after possibly being sexually assaulted by an older man.

I even see kids out there with AK-47's protesting with their fathers, wanting blood. They have no idea what they're doing. They are kids. Our kids here are playing video games, basketball, football, soccer, and yes, baseball. Theirs shout to kill people right along with their fathers. Chips off the old block. I guess soccer is big in the Arab World, but maybe it's only the moderates who are out there playing soccer. Maybe that's why their voices aren't heard. They know their idiotic neighbors are chanting for someone's death, but they'd rather play soccer. They'd rather have fun than rally against the haters. The ones who are out there protesting all of the time have no heroes like DiMaggio, Ruth, Williams, Mays, Koufax, Ripken, Griffey, Jeter, A. Rod, Mantle, Cobb, Robinson, Maris, or Aaron. They have no heroes. They have martyrs.

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HAMAS TV SHOWS WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM

Originally written 4/2/08...With all that's going on, I thought it would be a good idea to repost this blog.
On a Hamas state run children’s television show in recent days they had two puppets, one a Palestinian boy and the other President Bush. In it the boy puppet says that Bush is not allowed to go back into the White House because the White House has become a great mosque for Islam. Then the boy puppet stabs Bush to death. That’s pretty screwed up. Probably the most screwed up thing I’ve ever seen. Well.... come to think of it this same channel a year ago had a ghetto version of Mickey Mouse talking about how it’s good to kill Jews to the children he was around. He also talked about how good it is for the children to kill themselves in the eyes of Islam as long as they take some Jews with them. He had to keep adjusting his head because Hamas doesn’t spend much money on anything besides weapons. In their storyline, this Muhamad Mouse was killed by an Israeli soldier where they swore revenge on the Jewish state. Such a far reaching star for your kids to wish upon reaching to become suicide bombers and waste their lives. The same lives no one high up in Hamas would be willing to give themselves. They’d rather use depressed, poor people with mental problems.

If this is not an indication of what we’re dealing with, then I don’t know what is. Hamas is a terrorist organization and they were elected by the Palestinians to take control of their government. We wanted the Palestinians to have the power of democracy. Be careful of what you wish for. This organization once they took over the Palestinian government wasn’t recognized after the elections by the United States and most of the West. The election of Hamas shows also there shouldn’t be a two state solution in Israel. It will never happen anyway. There are two good possible solutions, one of which definitely won’t happen. With those two possible solutions there is a third possible scenario. The most plausible and possible solution is instead of having a two state solution is to have Israel become like the United States. Instead of having two states within a state, have representatives from the Israelis and from the Palestinians work together in one government. Just like what we have here really. We elect local people to represent us nationally. This could work. The other solution that has no chance of happening is for the other Arab countries to donate part of their land and call that Palestine. The problem is you have to move the Palestinians and no other Arab government wants them anyway. Not only will they not want to give their land to the Palestinians, they just don’t want to have them within their "former" borders. Jordan has taken on Palestinians in the past with King Hussein against Yasser Arafat. King Hussein decided he’d rather live with Jews in control of that territory than Arafat’s Palestinians. Yasser Arafat’s reputation proved why that was a good decision. People around the world tried to make Arafat into a real statesman but actually was just head terrorist of the Palestinian people. When Clinton met with Arafat and then Israeli PM Ehud Barak to discuss a real viable solution for peace in the Middle East, Arafat walked out abruptly. Some people might say "well they didn’t offer him enough" to excuse him. If they didn’t offer him enough, he could have stayed and negotiated. That’s what they were there for in the first place. It was a negotiation. The real reason he walked out was because his job would be over if they reached an agreement. He would no longer be head terrorist of the Palestinian people. Then came the intifada. Once a terrorist, always a terrorist. This man in this delusional world won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Israel is simply too small to split into parts. Certainly too small compared to the large lands the Arabs control around it. Once Israel pulled from the Lebanon border, Hamas with the help of Hezbollah, Syria, and Iran attacked Israel with rockets and Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers. The world was furious not at Hamas or the other Arabs at play, but at Israel for defending its border and its citizens from rocket attacks. This is the reason as well as biblical prophecy that the third scenario will be that the Israelis will have much of their land taken away from them by other nations supporting Arab countries. You add up their need for oil and their hatred for the Jews, you’ll get the world coming after Israel as a very good possibility in the years to come. If you think that old hatred went away back in the 1940’s, you’ve got another thing coming.

Nothing could be sicker than teaching your kids to commit suicide to kill other people. They elected Hamas in to represent them fully aware of who they were. This is okay with much of the Palestinian people or else it wouldn’t be on tv. They like seeing Muhamad Mouse telling their kids they are mere carriers for bombs in the eyes of Islam, and otherwise their lives are worthless. We teach our kids here baseball, soccer, football, the ABC’s. They teach their kids it’s good to die as long as they take some Jews with them. What a world. What a world.

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TERRORIST BASEBALL

For those of you confused at the title of my blog, let me esssplain. Baseball is America's most historic pastime. Terrorism in the Arab World seems to be theirs. Do I need to explain everything? : ) Baseball has Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Sandy Koufax, Jackie Robinson and many more iconic figures that are part of Americana. The Arab World has Osama Bin Laden, Sheik Abdul Rahman (the blind Arab dude with the Santa Claus hat), Mohammad Atah, Yasser Arafat, and Ahmad Yassin are the icons of the Arab World.

When there is nothing to do, you hate. We have baseball. We also have other things to do. We're too busy to hate for the most part. Plus, we outgrew our western Europe and Viking history. Thanks to the Greek and Roman cultures I must say. While the Greeks were inventing democracy, western Europe was never bathing. While the Greeks were thinking, western Europe was busy scratching their butts with axes. While the Greeks were building society, western Europe was barely saying "orf". I think orf meant "food". God bless them Greeks! They showed us the way. Our melting pot has made us advance swiftly. Adventurous people from all over the world came here, and so became our adventurous spirit. We like to have fun too. Baseball is fun. That's why it took off to such great heights. No sport has the iconic heroes like baseball does in America. These guys were real heroes to Americans. Joe DiMaggio was a hero to every Italian and Yankee fan. The Yankees have a slew of icons in their history. They are the Al Qaeda of American baseball teams. The big boys.

In the Arab World it seems they live to hate. From what I see on television, I don't buy the "it's not most Arabs" cliche. In the Palestinian areas of Israel there were celebrations in the streets when 9/11 happened. They were joyously celebrating while knowing thousands of people have just died. Arafat had his police threaten to kill members of the media who shot these celebrations on video. They didn't keep all of the cameramen from shooting, however. With that though, there were more than two-thirds of Arabs in a poll saying 9/11 was morally unjustifiable. One third is way too high still, but that's nothing like what we see. When they show Arabs on tv, they always show them with guns, swords, or burning things in effigy. There is a huge disconnect here from this poll and what I see on tv. Usually they show Arabs protesting over something either so small or totally inconsequential to their lives. "The Pope called us violent people?! It's time to kill someone!" Which they did. It seems most of them sees terrorism as their sport, and they play it well. The poll tells a completely different story.

I don't know if they work, come home, treat their wives respectfully, kiss their children, or anything we do and take for granted. I do know they wanted to kill a woman for allowing her students to call a teddy bear "Mohammad" though. I do know they have a fixation with beheading people. I know they love to treat women as poorly as possible too. How can these fathers look at their young daughters, knowing what's ahead of them, and not do everything in their power to see they are not lashed for being raped in the future? I don't know. One woman I know of in Iran was executed because she had sex with an older, unmarried man. Her name was Atefeh Rajabi and she was only sixteen years old. She claims she was sexually assaulted. They hung her in front of a crowd by a crane. While she fought for her life, with her last breaths she kept repeating "repentance". The law there states that when someone says "repentance" that they are given at least another appeal. People who are so hellbent on upholding Islamic Law broke the law. This was a young, beautiful woman who died after possibly being sexually assaulted by an older man. Sickening and intolerable.

I even see kids out there with AK-47's protesting with their fathers, wanting blood. They have no idea what they're doing. They are kids. Our kids here are playing video games, basketball, football, soccer, and yes, baseball. Theirs shout to kill people right along with their fathers. Chips off the old block. I guess soccer is big in the Arab World, but maybe it's only the moderates who are out there playing soccer. Maybe that's why their voices aren't heard. They know their idiotic neighbors are chanting for someone's death, but they'd rather play soccer. They'd rather have fun than rally against the haters. The ones who are out there protesting all of the time though have no heroes like DiMaggio, Ruth, Williams, Mays, Koufax, Ripken, Griffey, Jeter, Mantle, Robinson, or Aaron. They have no heroes. They have martyrs.

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