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GLOBAL WARMING AND THE GLOBAL GOVERNMENT *UPDATED*

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Friday, November 06, 2009 12:00:00 AM

I have written in the past at other websites about global warming and other political issues, but now I realize that politics isn’t my fight. Getting people prepared for the time to come and explaining God’s word without the entanglements of traditional and denominational teaching is my fight. The political fight will rage on without me. This post does entail global warming because of its agenda of being a global government. With the global government comes with loss of sovereignty. Loss of sovereignty comes with a loss of freedom. Loss of freedom comes with a loss of humanity. Loss of humanity comes with things that should never be heard or seen.

When I was young, scientists said we were either in or about to enter an ice age. As a matter of fact, many including Obama’s climate czar said by the mid 90’s the northern hemisphere would be mostly covered in ice. Since I’m not ancient, this happened not long ago. If memory serves me correctly, the ice age hysteria lingered until 1980. The reason for the cooler weather was lack of sunspot activity. In 1988, the UN came out saying there was global warming. Soon after that, man was to blame. Instead of scientists learning their lesson after the ice age fiasco, they screamed like Chicken Little again and proclaimed the Earth was melting. For anyone with a curious mind, one must be able to ask how can man cause the scientists to go from the talk of ice age to global warming within a decade? That’s impossible, isn’t it? How can our creation cause such a drastic turnaround within ten years? A question global warming hysterics either won’t ask, or don’t want you to ask.

The Earth was warming during the 80’s and 90’s, but the last few years the Earth has been cooling. Look it up. Don’t look at projections which are outdated. Look at actual stats. Heck, put your finger to the air and feel. It feels cooler than it was about ten years ago, doesn’t it? The last few years, it has gotten particularly cooler. The reason: lack of sunspot activity. During the Earth’s warming, we weren’t alone. Mars too was warming at about the same rate since the 70’s. There will be a link below to that story. If lack of sunspot activity was the cause for the cooling back in the 70’s and again now, and when our planet warmed along with another planet, couldn’t anyone with a rational thought conclude that it was an increase in sunspot activity that caused the warming?

What started off as an innocent but headline grabbing proclamation that the Earth was warming, governments saw it as a chance to grab more control over their people. In turn, they would give scientists grants to keep going along with the hysteria while ostricizing any dissenting voices. This is worldwide. Scientists are routinely ostricized, threatened, and even misquoted in studies if they dare go against the "man causing climate change" religion, as was shown in "The Great Global Warming Swindle" on Sundance. Yes, Sundance actually showed it. Here, Al Gore took up the cause while making a lot of money from it. When anyone actually challenges him, he dismisses them. He actually told a scientist that wanted to debate him that he can’t debate the science. Imagine that, Gore telling a scientist that he couldn’t debate the science. I guess you are right, Mr. Gore. You cannot debate the science with a scientist. He also has taken on a strategy of humiliating his opponents by insulting or trying to minimize the voice of regular people. He has called anyone that doesn’t believe in manmade climate change “a flat-earther”. He has complained to media that people who don’t believe in manmade climate change should not be given equal airtime. He has even told students to not listen to their parents when it comes to the talk of manmade climate change. Yes, he said that. Of course they changed the term “global warming” to “climate change” since it is getting cooler, but with the same agenda. It’s as if the Earth never changed temperatures before. According to any scientist, the Earth has gone through much more drastic changes in climate than what we’ve been going through lately. Were the Romans responsible for global warming by making metal for shields?

The whole reason for the government wanting climate change legislation is for power. Former czar Van Jones did a speech saying green jobs was a way to spread the wealth. You can find that on Youtube with no problem I’m sure. There is a link below to an audio clip of him saying this. Still, that is not the purpose for climate change legislation. Any program such as healthcare, bailouts, or green legislation is for the government to increase in power. Last year when Bush was still in office, Henry Paulson twisted the arms of banks that didn’t want to take government money in that TARP bill to take it. That is according to many bank officials themselves. The government wanted their fingers in that money. Obama has taken it a step further. Obama reluctantly let the banks pay back the TARP money but put a clause that if the government felt troubled by our financial institutions that the government would again take control over them to prevent a crisis. The government does not want to keep their hands out of that cookie jar. That is just one bill. What about cap and trade? Obama spoke about his cap and trade program where he said, and I quote “energy prices would NECESSARILY skyrocket… and the energy companies would then pass that onto the consumer.” I have a link below to this as well so you can see him saying it yourself. With our economy in utter shambles right now, why would he want to cause us to pay more over an unproven and contentious issue at best? Redistribution of wealth or the growing of government and world governments coming together? You make the call.

This is a history lesson for the future. Whenever governments try to “spread the wealth”, it is only a mantra that would cause the masses to flock to their cause. In no case ever in any other government in the world’s history was wealth ever spread. In every case in any other government in the world’s history the poor stayed poor and the rich stayed rich because the rich played ball with the government. They got behind the government’s quest for power so they kept their money. As a matter of fact, in every case the amount of poor people rose in those countries. Poverty grew in every case. The ONLY "intended" outcome was more government power. This is the true agenda behind this thing we call global warming. Don’t gloss over that word “global” either. Global government is where we are headed. Combatting climate change is the easiest way to bring this together.

It would seem that someone might point out that no socialist government eradicated poverty. Since the impoverished grew along with the government, the people had less power. A bigger government then becomes a fascist government eager to squash voices of dissent. You can’t question an overbearing government and get away with it. If you have your ear pointed the right way, you can hear that happening in our very own country right now. Actually, if you can't hear it you might want to listen to Lee Majors and get a hearing aid.

Man causing global warming is a scam, and it’s intent is not to spread the wealth. It is to make government bigger and stronger,  since there is no example of a government spreading the wealth in human history. It would be better if the government took the money of the rich and directly handed it to the poor. That’s still wrong, but that would be better than grabbing the money and making programs intent on wasting the money away since the waste goes in their pockets. That's right. Either they or the ones that back them get the money that is wasted. Where do you think the money goes? Your money. You’ve been had if you believed the government was truly trying to combat climate change. It can’t be done. Unless we blow up the Sun, we cannot combat climate change. It has happened in the Earth’s history over and over again. You’ve been had if you think the government had an innocent agenda. Power is a snowball rolling down a hill. It only gets bigger over time. And since it's "global" warming, the scam is also global.

What does the Bible teach? Global government and people being delivered to their deaths for their beliefs. It also does say that a vial will be poured upon the Sun which would make the Earth feel very warm. That will happen in the not too distant future. We have been cooling. We will soon be warming. Maybe then the government will convince enough people that something must be done to combat the warming. Even though nothing can be done, the governments of the world will not be able to squander that opportunity.

The Great Global Warming Swindle is on Youtube in 9 parts. The first part is in a link below. Very eyeopening. 


YouTube - The Great Global Warming Swindle, part 1 of 9

Breitbart.tv » Obama Czar’s SHOCK ADMISSION: ‘Green Jobs’ Goal is ‘Complete Revolution’ Away From ‘Gray Capitalism’

Mars Melt Hints at Solar, Not Human, Cause for Warming, Scientist Says

YouTube – Obama: My Plan Makes Electricity Rates Skyrocket

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THE ALINSKYITE'S QUEST FOR NATIONAL HUMILITY AND GLOBAL MONOPOLY

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 4:51:00 PM
During my latest spell due to complications of my illness, God and I had many conversations. He let me know that I know who I am and what I'm here to do. That my interest in politics should only go so far because I know the bigger picture. That I have a different job and it has nothing to do with politics. I've been aware of this for years. So I promised Him that when I write more blogs, they'll at least have a biblical background to what I write. I will not go back on that promise I made Him.
 
This blog is the third part of my series of blogs where I label Obama as the great Alinskyite. This does go right in line with what is written in the Bible or I wouldn't write it. I wasn't sure if I'd ever write anything political again, but I can't hold my tongue any longer. With a beaming eye towards the bigger picture, I can see every step in between now and then. I will trace back the steps of my understanding of the Alinskyite's agenda in this blog. For those who haven't read the first two parts, you can look back. The titles are "Put on the Effin' Glasses" and "Taking Down the Great Alinskyite".
 
As I said in those blogs, Obama is out to grab power unto himself. I laid out his plans along the way so this blog will be about his true ideology. We pretty much know what his ideology is, but I intend to go all the way with it while detailing as much as I possibly can. I will also detail his failure and the unintended consequence late in this blog. All you have to do is look at his associations and get a good idea what his ideology is. Birds of a feather, America. Wake up. Right now, Obama is gathering power unto himself by fully wrecking things that were already injured. Always seemingly having the remedy which absolutely has to be passed before even being read or understood by the American people. Each of his solutions to the problem always magnifies the wounds that already exist. In fact, his intention is not to magnify the wounds but to kill altogether. This way once he's done killing he can institute his real agenda. Once this country has collapsed enough, social justice can begin.
 
Our country was in full crisis mode due to overspending by Bush and the GOP that lost their way after being infected by the Washington Virus too long, as well as the dems puppeteering the housing crisis. Obama was elected to "change" things. He will and has already. When the government spends too much money to weaken the dollar, the "bigger picture" Obama's solution was to spend a whole lot more. In the last year Bush was in office, we were in a $450 billion deficit. Right now as it stands, we are in a $1.8 trillion deficit. Our debt was already astronomical before Obama came in. It was around $10 trillion. In four years it will be nearly double that. Obama had to pass that stimulus package by saying it was a huge emergency and blamed the prior administration, which still had a bad taste in the American populace's mouth. There could be no waiting. They had to pass it before ANYONE could read it because it was such a crisis. Now we see that this stimulus not only isn't working (duh), but that most of that money wouldn't be spent in the near future. If we were in such dire crisis, then why is it that months later we have only spent 10% of it thus far? Why haven't there been jobs created? The reason why the stimulus package was passed was to quicken the death of the American economy and ideal. That's why the money really isn't there to create jobs. It's a huge waste to purposefully destroy our economy. It would have been much better to just hand the American people the money directly out of the stimulus bill. I saw in the local news that Illinois had a specific project created out of the stimulus bill. The cost was $4.8 million. The number of jobs on the project- eleven. The true agenda of this stimulus bill and the next one is to kill the American economy. Our strength is the dollar and the economy, as is the case in every country. Weakened money means a weakened country.
 
There is NO WAY we can recover from this spending. You tell me how we can pay back nearly $20 trillion. I'll give you a hundred years and give me a solution that would have us become stable again. You can't do it. No one can. Then take into account further economic catastrophies that need emergency funding. That need to be passed before the American people can react to it. Further proof is the healthcare bill and the cap&trade bill. By his own administration's words, the proposed healthcare bill will only cover 13 million more people. There are an estimated 50 million people without health insurance, and that's counting illegals. Obama's bill will leave 37 million uncovered by his own administration's mouth. How much will it cost? The bullied CBO (Congressional Budget Office) said a ton, even after Obama "met" with them. So in an economic crisis due to outrageous overspending, Obama's solution is to spend even more and put us even further in debt. In Obama's own words, the prices will "necessarily skyrocket" in a cap and trade system for energy. His own words. As he explained, energy will become much more expensive so companies will have to pass it onto the consumer. Again his own words. With the American people crippled due to job losses and the weakening of the dollar, his solution will again make it worse.
 
Once these things collapse, then he can begin anew. Our pulverized country will be worse off than the Great Depression. He cannot institute social justice without such a collapse. America cannot relinquish its superpower status without such a collapse. The Alinskyite can now begin his agenda. The community organizers and his new band of recruited domestic militants will hold power over the populace to make sure things don't get out of hand, at least in Obama's eyes. The rich will be the victims of horrendous crimes. Obama will stand aside to allow the people with the pitchforks to have their way with those who will be the scapegoats. Again, the Jews will be to blame. They have to be included in any disdainable action when economies crash.
 
For those awaiting the midterms, Obama has foreseen losses and has prepared for them. This is an unwitting, unwilling change by the American people. Unless the GOP has incredible gains in congress, then the midterms will matter not. Obama has already put into place measures that have taken away the power of congress in anticipation of losing the midterms. That's what the czars are there for. Commies and other radicals serve as Obama's czars which do not answer to anyone but the President himself. Only an incredible gain by the GOP will render Obama's czars impotent, therefore Obama himself. Modest or even good gains in congress will not take Obama off his trajectory.
 
The radicals can then write a new constitution, which will have not a national standard of living but a global one. There will be no more sovereignty for the United States of America. Nor for England, France, or any other country in the world. There will be the New World Order, which Obama will intend to be the leader of. He will not be the one. He will fail at his bid to take his "child of the world" a great leap forward to "leader of the world". A new one will arise out of Spain with more charisma than he has. The new one will have new solutions for a new world, and this world will praise him for his way with words and his proposals. He will verify a treaty that will seemingly bring resolution to the everlasting Israeli-Arab tensions in the Middle East. The world will say "we've evolved to a new species. Look what we were able to do with our minds. There will be no more war." Our human instincts will then get the better of us and world war will break out halfway through the seven year peace treaty. The new one will die and will seemingly rise again. The one that used to be called Helel will be on Earth in the flesh. Now his name is Death. His name is the Devil. His name is Satan, and Hell will follow him. So it is written, so shall it be done.
 
 
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PUT ON THE EFFIN' GLASSES!

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:26:00 AM
Sorry for such a long period of time between posts and lack of comments on your posts recently, but haven't been on the puter for a LONG time. Don't worry though. The "Mind" is back in full effect. I was watching one of my favorite movies here recently, and it so reminded me of what is going on right now. The movie was "They Live" which starred Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David. It was about a secret alien invasion which went under the noses of unsuspecting Americans. The aliens were camoflauged by a signal beaming down from a satellite dish atop of a media building (perhaps just a coincidence). The only way to see the aliens for who they were was to put on some special shades which showed the aliens for who they really were. Ugly invaders of America. Piper's character tried to convince David's character to put on the glasses to see what he had been blinded to. What ensued was the best fighting scene in movie history, but eventually Keith David put on the glasses. On a side note, Keith David is one of my favorite actors. Very underrated. The mind boggling part of the movie was that it was actually written to talk about conservatives and how their way is invading the conscience of America without America knowing. I know. That is one for the Bizarro World.

 
I've been doing some reading lately. Yes, I can read. You didn't know that? Well barely. I've been reading an important book according to Obama. Saul Alinsky's now infamous book "Rules For Radicals" is a model on how to be a dictator. It's not about left-wing radical ideas. It's simply about pushing forth an agenda to accumulate power. Anything goes in this quest for power, especially throwing allies under the bus. Even their positions under the bus. It's all about obtaining power to the point it will not be lost. I knew Obama's affinity for Alinksy's book, but until I started reading it I didn't fully understand Obama's end game. Obama taught Alinsky's book in his class. Obama said of this book that it was better than any class he ever took at Harvard. Recent discussions on conservative-friendly outlets are looking more in Obama's actions and how they form fit to Alinsky's suggestions in his book. While they were talking about Reverend Wright and William Ayers to no end during the long, long campaign, these pundits all but ignored Alinsky. I railed on about Obama's associations as well, but I never left out Alinsky or Rashid Khalidi for that matter. I also laid out that the most disturbing association is the one Obama had with Alinsky. They never met, but it's clear Obama is well versed in the book "Rules For Radicals". Until recently, I heard Alinsky's name just a handful of times. Conservative pundits would have done a better service in talking about Obama's love for Alinsky and his book than talking about Wright over and over again. It wasn't working. Move on. To this day if one was to take a poll amongst everyday Americans, I'd guesstimate 85% of them have never heard of Saul Alinsky or knew about his book. Americans should have been informed of this man and his book. They should have been informed that Obama said that his book was better than any class he took at prestigious Harvard and taught it in his classes. Would they have voted different? Boy, that's asking America a lot to put one and one together, but right now they'd be at least more uneasy about what's going on with this government pow .... I mean Obama powergrab. Now I'm going to say to those who read this that aren't up to date on the information the mainstream media has swept under the rug to put on the effin' glasses. Here are the glasses, now read on. This is Obama's outline for his plan for dictatorship, both past and future.
 
Nationalizing banks. This is a very scary thing to those that don't want socialism, but that's not even how Obama sees it. That's even scarier. He doesn't see it as socializing banks. He sees it as accumulating power. He is allowing smaller banks to fail while forcing bigger banks who took TARP money to keep it, even though they want to give it back. The phrase he uses is those bigger banks are "too big to fail", but his Alinsky translation glasses actually translates it to the smaller banks are too many to control. The conglomeration of the bigger banks with all of those mergers laid the red carpet out for Obama. Now there is only a handful of major banks in this country, and nearly every one of them took TARP money. They want to give it back, but Obama won't take it back because he would lose power over them. He said in that "press conference" that he wants to have a smaller government, but no one asked him why he wouldn't allow the banks to give the money back.
 
Buying out car companies. I was for the auto companies getting bailouts because bankruptcy would lose too many jobs. I was blinded at the time to the other problem bankruptcy would offer. Obama is now in full control of two of the automakers. He forced investors in Chrysler to take 19 cents on the dollar. To those who resisted at first, Obama threatened to unleash the power of the White House press corps. This was challenged by Obama's auto Czar by saying "there is no evidence that happened". That's a guilty plea if I ever heard of one. Obama knows who his friends are, but I'll get to that later. GM executives last week decided to start panic selling their shares. They knew their company was going down, all the while saying everything was A-okay. I would say that is about as disgusting as one can get, but they saw what Obama did to Chrysler. They don't want 29 cents on the dollar for their shares. They knew he was going to replace the board like he did with Chrysler. They don't want Obama firing all of them like he already did with their CEO Wagoner and replacing them with Obama croneys until they have taken out all they could get. They wanted every nickel to be drained, but so did Obama, right? Even though Ford is fine for now, they share auto parts manufacturing. Obama is forcing the companies to conform to CAFE standards which would raise the prices of automobiles. Before the auto companies would have told him to stick it up his you know what. Now they have to conform. He owns them.
 
The steel industry is next. The steel industry has been the backbone in the American economy for decades. Our manufacturing of steel is a big component in how well our economy is doing. If steel production is doing well, most likely so is our economy. The steel industry is heavily dependent on the auto industry. It will be the next to go down. Obama will want to sink his teeth into the steel factories as well. The shipping industry will follow the steel industry. The lifeline of these industries will not slip through the grip of Obama. Obama will have to be in the bloodstream of the American economy.
 
According to Alinsky, friends and allies are only good to have if they can prop you up. If they are willing, then use them. If they aren't, then make them willing or throw them under the bus and dismantle them. Let the other friends and allies take them down. Rise above it all and put forth a friendly face to the masses. Be the Manchurian Candidate. Say things people will like, no matter if it's true. Put forth ideas people will like even if you have no intention of acting upon them. Let the allies blind the masses to the truth. It's working. A good majority of people do not like Obama's proposals. A good majority of people approve of Obama. Many people are greatly concerned with the government power grab, but with Obama putting his smiling face out there time and time again he looks to be someone they can find security in. That's why he says things you know he doesn't believe in. It's to appeal to the masses. That's why he said he wishes he could have a lean government even though you know he doesn't. That's why he says that the spending that's going on is unsustainable. People know that to be a fact, so the lazyminded will say "he's right about that", and that's the end of their thoughts. They won't take their thinking to the next step which is the question of why is he spending so much then? He can say anything because the American people are too lazy to think on their own. He knows they are more fixated with American Idol than what he's doing.
 
Scandals do not bother him. He makes sure in any scandal that he is above the fray. When opposition builds, he allows his minions to do his dirty work while following the makeup of the Manchurian Candidate. Occasionally he does fall short of the advice Alinsky gave, but he's human. According to Alinsky, Obama wasn't supposed to speak ill of people like Joe "the plumber" or the tea party people at all. He was supposed to stay above that, but he is very thin skinned. That's his weakness. In my next blog I will write how to beat Obama using that as his weakness.
 
When Obama told the investors of Chrysler that he would send the power of the press corps after them, it showed Obama knows the media works for him. They are seemingly willing to go along with Obama because of their ideology. Obama I have learned has no ideology. What look to be two peas in a pod really is the President using the media that has become blinded to their plans for a Eurotopia. Obama could care less, according to Alinsky's book. Government grabbing power isn't what we have come to know from European history. This is about Obama grabbing power, not socialism. Socialism is more the unintended consequence of the power grab. Obama is less about being Karl Marx and more about being Hugo Chavez. I have labeled him as a marxist myself, but I have opened my eyes because I've been reading Alinsky's book. I have to say I am more scared of Obama than I ever have before reading this book because in order for the book to work, the conditions must be just so for the American people to buy it. These conditions are here, my friends.
 
This blog and the next one are the two most important blogs I have ever written on here. I write many other blogs for fun. I write many other for political reasons while painting a different picture than most have. If you want a glimpse into Obama's agenda, here it is. Pass on this blog and the next one. The next one I will put forth how Obama can be beat. It won't be pretty. There will be lots of sacrificing for the greater good. I'm not trying to have a big head here, but any candidate that wishes to run against Obama should read this as well. This is the last shot at taking Obama down before he becomes our unwitting dictator. Hugo Chavez got his power somehow. The people gave it to him. Are the people of American that much more informed than the people of Venezuela, or is the American people ripe for the picking? The latter is true, and you know it. If something doesn't happen fast, our people will give our country a dictator as well. Then it will be too late. To Obama: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick as$, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
 
 
 
 

 

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PRESIDENT JESSE "THE MIND" NORMAN AS A LIBERAL CANDIDATE

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Sunday, January 25, 2009 1:00:00 AM
If I was running for President of the Democratic Party, I would out-Obama Obama. I have charisma and I can speak very well. For all of those that do not know, I have a deep velvety voice that the women love. I am comfortable in my own skin and I do not have any baggage. Well, I used to rent porn. Shameful I know. Especially considering it was in the late 80s and the actresses had that horribly heavy-sprayed glamrock hairdo. Most looked like David Coverdale. Anyway, that is really my biggest transgression. Oh, and I killed my grandparents. I found out they were leaving me money so I figured why delay the inevitable. Anywho, this is my presidential platform if I ran as a liberal.
 
1. A Chicken In Every Pot: I would borrow more money from the Chinese to give every person in the United States a coupon for one Tofurkey. I know many might want a real turkey, but PETA would go apecaca. I would also provide each male teenager with a condom and a free pass to the Gloryhole Theme Park. This park would also be funded with government money borrowed from those friendly Chinese folks. Oh by the way, prostitution would not only be legal, but encouraged. I would allow young women to work as prostitutes as part of my "community service for college tuition and loans" proposal. They can earn money towards their collegiate degrees by working as prostitutes at the Gloryhole Theme Park, or other fine establishments. What teenage girls will get, look below.
 
2. The Ovarian Mulligan Law: Each woman and teenage girl would be given a card that would entitle them to a free abortion. If they do not wish to use it, then they can sell it on eBay if they have Paypal. They could sell it anywhere. Any woman can have as many cards as she can afford. If she kills a woman to obtain her card, that will be okay because she will fall under the "after term abortion" law that I will propose to make legal murders with special circumstances. Just murdering someone will not fall under this. They can be prosecuted. If someone murders another for a reason, as in trying to take something from that person, then that would fall under this law. It won't matter how old the murder victim is. This program will be paid for by church donations mandatorily given by only Christian churches. All OBGYN's must perform abortions, no matter their beliefs. If any quit their job or refuse to perform an abortion, they will be shot in the public square of their respective town or city. I will not tolerate dissidents.
 
3. The Code Pink Law: I would allow members of Code Pink to not only harass members of the military, but also use terrorist methods upon them. This would be allowed until I have abolished the US military. I won't do it rashly. There would be a responsible transition from a country with a strong military, to a country with no military. If this isn't done responsibly, it could invite a coup or attack from a foreign country. Under this law also I would drop millions of roses upon those we consider to be our enemies along with a note of apology from each and every individual from the United States. Those who do not wish to participate will be put in Guantanamo. It will be reopened for those who hold traditional and Christian values and speak on them.
 
4. Assassinate Smokey The Bear: By this time, the talk of global warming will turn to the talk of ice age. Scientists will say that the ice age is a threat to the entire planet. Since I am running as a liberal candidate, I have to believe scientists no matter how ridiculous the prediction is. To combat the ice age, I will order the assassination of Smokey The Bear for wanting to prevent forest fires. I will order Americans to burn everything in sight. In order to save this planet from an ice age, we must encourage the burning of forests! Stupid bear. Each person would get a $10,000 voucher for burning their own home. Living in large buildings with many other families will be free. A homeowner can burn their own home for $10,000 and be allowed to live freely with other families in schools and other large buildings. If a person burns a house that isn't theirs, they will receive a $20,000 voucher. As the last act of our military might, I will bomb the daylights out of Israel. Not just because liberals hate Israel, but it would go a long way towards warming our planet, thus saving us from the ice age.
 
5. The MSM Bailout Plan: Because I want the MSM behind me, I will passionately propose a bailout for their troubling industry. I will also banish Foxnews and other center-right news outlets and print media. All talk radio will be banned except for a refurbished Air America. I would employ an Air America czar to make sure they find the farthest left voices from our universities and have them work at the new Air America. I will make sure they are tenured professors because they're never at work anyway.
 
6. Chrismas: I will allow Christians their holiday, but will remove the "t" from the word turning it into Chrismas. That wasn't a typo. There will be two characters associated with the new Chrismas. Santa and Satan Claus. Satan Claus will drop Ovarian Mulligan cards from his sleigh, just in case there are women who need more.
 
7. Learn Sex From Porn: I will force every public and private school to provide their students a class, from first grade on up, to watch porn in order to learn about sex. The older the student, the more advanced the course. At least twice during this course workers from the Gloryhole Theme Park or a woman who has performed in an adult video will be in the class to answer questions. At the end of each year, each student will be given a tube of K-Y. Each student at graduation will receive their diploma, and a certificate in BDSM. This law goes right in hand, pun intended, with the first two proposals on my platform.
 
8. Find the Antichrist: I will order the CIA to have one mission. To find the Antichrist. Once we find him, I will bow to him and call on all Americans to also bow to him. After the bowing is over, I will give him our country and let him take over. This will be a great day for a future liberal Utopia and give the NWO a great kickstart. It will be beautiful.
 
If you wanted to know how I could out-Obama Obama, I think I just showed you. I would become a great thinker in the eyes of the MSM and Hollywood for my radical proposals. I would steal the thunder from Zeus Obama. Do you think he would try to go center of me in a primary? Of course not. Can he go left of me? We shall see. I am making my announcement at TH. I am running for President of the United States by way of the Democratic Party. There will be more to come.
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2009 - PREDICTIONS AND A LOOK AHEAD

Posted by Jesse "The Mind" Norman on Thursday, January 01, 2009 1:01:00 AM
2008 was a bad year from nearly all perspectives. The only improvement in 2008 is the situation in Iraq. President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld's stubborn refusal to put in more troops and change strategy postponed the potential success of Iraq off until 2008. If they would have admitted that things weren't going well, maybe they would have made that change. At least President Bush finally opened his eyes after republicans lost the 2006 midterm election and fired Rumsfeld. Rumsfeld would never have admitted the failure of his policy. Good riddance!
 
Economic hardships and international turmoil weighed on the minds of Americans this past election year. America blindly wanted change, just as they did in 2006. They didn't take in how unpopular the democratically-led congress was because their approval rating was nearly a third of Bush's. Be careful of what you wish for.
 
Will 2009 pick up where 2008 left off? Will things improve or will things get worse? Here are some of my predictions for 2009. For most I hope I am wrong, but we shall see. I foresee 2009 as a giant step downward. History will see 2008 merely as a transitional year, and a harbinger of the evil ahead.
 
Oil prices - Just because gas prices have come down in recent months, that doesn't mean they will stay there. As a matter of fact, there is nothing different between now and when gas prices went to $4 a gallon. We are still by far energy dependent. We elected a party that refuses to drill offshore while other countries are off our shores taking what could be ours. OPEC is still the oil producing mafia, and whatever they say goes. The only reason that oil prices went down was because President Bush said he was lifting restrictions to drill offshore. The very next day oil prices started to drop. People who invested nothing in the future's markets saw that they had a good run, but it was time to sell. A hefty profit they made as Americans struggled to get to work. President Obama promises to increase taxes on the oil companies. As many know, businesses do not pay taxes. They increase the price of their products and have us pay for their taxes. In order to actually drill offshore though, congress has to also lift their ban on offshore drilling. The election assured us that this will not happen. The pieces are in place for a return to a steep increase in oil prices. Tensions in the Middle East will also be an excuse for the rise in oil prices. 2009 will see a steady climb in prices by the end of the year.
 
Israel - Israel is using the time between administration changes to try to clean as much house as possible. They're not stupid. They know President Obama will try to cut their legs from under them should Israel be forced to respond to Iran, Syria, Hezbollah, and Hamas. How far it will go will depend on how poll numbers see the Kadima Party in the upcoming elections. If poll numbers show a favorability towards Benjamin Netanyahu and the Likud Party, then it will probably be a significant battle ahead. If poll numbers are in favor of the centrist Kadima Party, then they will only go as far as it takes to make sure they keep power. Recently, Netanyahu and the Likud Party are opening a bigger lead in polls over Livni and the Kadima. Elections will take place February 10th.
 
If Netanyahu wins, Israel will have a leader that will not back down from any threat in the region. He's a hawk, and rightfully so. Israel's enemies are not only on its doorstep in nearly every direction, but they have enemies within. Netanyahu will bring a new policy in dealing with Iran and Syria. Look to Israel sending a message to Iran through Syria. Keep an eye out on what happens to Damascus. Also keep an eye on Madrid sticking its nose where it doesn't belong. The rise of the EU will continue.
 
Russia and China - Both will grow in power. Technology and a smaller world has helped them in ways most can't imagine. Both countries are using countries who hated us for years, but in years past couldn't really do much to us with their hate. Now with technology being more advanced, we are forced to pay heavy attention to the countries we just saw as a nuisance before. That will open up both countries to push their agendas forward. President Obama and the Democratic Party in charge doesn't have the backbone it takes to confront them. We're already in Iraq and Afghanistan, much with Russia and China's help. They blocked us from putting forth a strong message to Saddam Hussein as they made money from the much too seldomly covered UN's "Oil For Food" scandal. What really helps China is that we are in so much debt to them. Americans realize the future Chinese threat, but administration after administration doesn't seem to. For this, we are destined to pay a price.
 
President Obama - The world will test him quickly, just as stated by VP Joe Biden. The enemies of the US saw our election of Obama as a blink. They will at least try to take advantage of our perceived weakness. I foresee trouble again in Iraq. Iran will be responsible, but will of course have Russia's permission. Iran cannot sneeze without Russia's permission. When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, it was because they wanted to reach the southern shore of Asia. They didn't choose Iran because they're already allies, so they didn't need to. Biden's prediction will be accurate to a point, but I don't even think he realizes how much Obama will be tested and by how many fronts this test will come from. Maybe by the end of the year to quell the Iraqi uprising, Biden's idea of partitioning Iraq will come to fruition. In 2008, it seemed like the whole world couldn't stand us. In 2009, it will seem like the whole world has risen up against us.
 
Economy - There is no way out of it. We are headed for very troubled times. I won't blame the year ahead economically on President Obama, but I fear his administration will make things worse for the long run. More borrowing and higher spending is the opposite of what we should be doing. He's still sticking to the tax cuts idea, but won't say when he will get rid of Bush's tax cuts on the supposed wealthy. That's more borrowing from countries like China. That weakens more the American dollar, which again fell against other currencies around the world. President Bush and the republicans from years ago have handed a heavy baton to President Obama, because they lost all fiscal responsibility. The republicans wanted to keep their power so they showed the dems they can even outspend them with pork projects and increased spending. During a time of war, that was a recipe for disaster. Instead of dems showing they can be somewhat fiscally responsible, they're going to say to the republicans "you think you can outspend us? We're democrats. No one outspends us! Who are you kidding?!" That will drop the already weak dollar even more. Factories and businesses will continue to close. Unemployment will crash the economy. I'm sorry to say, I really don't see a way out of this. Even the great optimists must have a feeling in the pit of their stomachs of our nation's future economic outlook. 2008 was only a prognosticator. 2009 will be the fulfillment.
 
Global Warming - Finally people will see this as a fraud perpetrated by those with a vested economic interest and a thirst to be in the news. This will be the second straight year of cooling weather. As winter approaches at the end of 2009, cold temperatures will again foretell a cooler than average season. That will be three winters in a row with cold temperatures. People will line up in front of Al Gore's mansion, snowballs at the ready waiting for him to peek his alpaca wearing head from around the corner. Scientists will point to the cooling trend as being a drop in sunspot activity. Instead of saying this comes in cycles, they will again predict an ice age looming. They don't care if they get proven wrong again. They just love being in the news.
 
These are a few of my predictions for 2009. I'm pretty good with my predictions I must admit. These predictions if they come true will not provide me with any satisfaction. They're too dire with too great of consequences. I will enjoy the global warming hysteria crumbling though. I have a feeling that I'm not the only one among you that will have a big smile over this. 2010 will begin where 2009 left off, but in the middle months things will change. They will not change for the better. Perhaps it will look as such, but the seeds of evil will be planted by the end of 2010. Oh! And a happy new year to you! ; )
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