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A link to my religious blogs written from my "Election Of Grace" page, and the posts therein. Take some time and look them over.


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OBAMA'S INAUGURATION SPEECH REVEALED!!!

I have obtained a copy of President-elect Barack Obama's inaugural speech which he will give on January 20th. Don't ask how I was able to obtain it because it wasn't pretty. Okay I'll tell you anyway. I went to a coffee house where they were reading aloud some really bad poetry. If I had a gun, you would have read about me in the evening news. "My eggs, my eggs, he begs to be the father of my eggs..." BARF! Anywho, while in full beatnik gear and a collection of antique Hacky Sack balls I took after beating senselessly a Phish fan I saw in the park, I fit in. They accepted me as one of their own. To make sure they accepted me, I didn't shower for three days and rolled in some feta cheese. That was the clincher. One of them lead me to their secret lair many floors underground to see their operation. Keith Olbermann was there getting his newscast for tomorrow from David Axelrod. Reverend Wright was there asking when can he leave. He was adamant, but not much you can do in chains in a chair bolted to the ground, and pit bulls surrounding you. Then there was this huge cubicle that had a New York Times sign above it. As I went by they got a wiff and said "here brother, you can have this. It's Obama's inauguration speech." So here it is. SHHHH Keep it on the downlow.
 
"Hope, change, shooting stars, rainbows, purple horseshoes, lucky charms, dream, glorify me, rejoice, inspiration, I'm the One, heaven on Earth, hope, change, shooting stars, rainbows, purple horseshoes, lucky charms, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Hey it worked on you all during the campaign! I would like to thank first the mainstream media. If it wasn't for them, none of this would be possible. Not only did you accept me as your lord, saviour, and chosen one, but you did what I asked you by attacking anyone that dared get in my way. The Obamasciples have done well, and they will rejoice in my glory. Of many of the things I was accused of, the accusation of being a socialist was the most hurtful. That didn't do anything for keeping America together. Besides, I'm an outright communist. Yeah, you heard right. Didn't Ayers, Dorhn, Khalidi, my staffers having posters of Che Guevera or me saying I was going to spread the wealth tell you anything? Of course I'm a communist. I'm a pinko commie, and damn proud of it. I cried while watching "Red Dawn" when those damn Wolverines were killing the communist invaders. If I didn't see them dying at the end I don't know if I would have recovered. To this day I hate the state of Michigan just because of their university's nickname. There will be change, America. Change is coming. My words are manna for you people. Look at you just eat them up. Pathetic, but it makes me feel good. Call me Christ again, please? Oh nevermind. The first order of business is changing the flag. I hate the American flag. Red, white, and blue. Puke! That's why I didn't wear that lapel pin. There wasn't enough red on it. My new flag will be all red with hammer and sicle on it. I loved that flag. Anyway, thank you America for sealing your doom and putting me here to lead this country. Boy, did you guys F up! Hahaha. Oh well, too late now. I'm going to the White House now so I can do a line. Hope, change, shooting stars... oh nevermind. I already won. Die, you jerks! Die!" Okay, that's not really it. Had you going though, eh?
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AMERICA, THE NEW BABYLON PT. 2

First of all, I would like to say that I am happy for all of the black Americans out there. I say "black Americans" because most didn't actually move here from Africa. I like what Smokey Robinson said, "I'm not an African-American. I didn't come from Africa. I'm black." I am sincerely happy for blacks in this country because now they have reached the highest plateau in our country. Now they can tell their children that they can become whatever they want and point to President Obama as an example. I do understand how important that really is. I wished he had lost, but I am happy that we have crossed that road in our country. Just forty years ago blacks in this country were fighting to be equal and not segregated. Now there is a black President. That time is overdue, but it has come. So for that, I congratulate the black Americans in this country. I hope this inspires all of you to realize your potential and pass it on to your children. God bless the black people in this country. Your day of not reaching the ceiling is over. Now run with it.
 
Now the lovefest is over though : )   For a few weeks now I decided to listen to my gut on this election and realized that Obama would become President. I should have bowed to my instinct months ago. As a matter of fact, I should have even predicted that Obama would pick Joe Biden to be his running mate. I had my eyes on Biden since he wanted to partition Iraq into three countries. Why I did was because of the prophecy of Isaiah 18:1-3 which I have understood for many years to be about our country and Iraq. We are the land shadowing with wings (bald eagle is our symbol) beyond the rivers of Ethiopia. Ethiopia back then was a very big country and mostly in a different place than it is now. It used to be the westernmost country in Africa. If the Bible had a name for this land, it would have said it. Instead all it said was that this land was beyond the rivers of Ethiopia. We are the country that will send our ships swiftly across the sea. More proof of the land the Bible was talking about was a yet to be discovered one. We are the nation that lifted a sign in the mountains with Mount Rushmore, which was finished in 1941. Right when we entered WWII and then became a superpower. It told the world to listen to everything this country says and pay attention to everything this country does after the sign in the mountains is up. That certainly happened. Iraq is the country that will be meted out and trodden down. They are the people terrible (actual translation is “fearful”) from their beginning. That was code for the Babylonians. Babylon is in Iraq today. They are the ones that will have spoiling rivers with the Euphrates and Tigris. I know traditional teaching says that this prophecy was about something that happened a long time ago, but I just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt it hasn’t happened. The Bible would have named the land in Isaiah 18:1 if this land had a name. Joe Biden just a couple of years ago said he wanted to divide Iraq into three parts. This was thought of as a bad idea, but when things were going terribly in Iraq he came up with this idea. Obama has promised to pull troops out no matter what is said to him by anyone. If things get really bad again after we’re gone, Obama has vowed he would send the troops back. That’s where Biden will come in. Iraq will be divided just as it says in Isaiah 18:2. What will happen to the US is unclear although it will be much worse than 9/11. It says “woe to” America when we send our ambassadors to Iraq after it is divided. Since 9/11 isn’t written anywhere, this will be much worse. No matter how you feel about the warn in Iraq, we were destined to go in. It’s written. It was inescapable. I told all of my friends many years ago that we were not done with Iraq because of those verses.
 
As I wrote in the first "America, The New Babylon", people would vote against their best interests because we are a very confused country right now. Just as the Babylonians were millennia ago, we don't know what is up or what is down. To prove that just look at the polls. When Americans were asked who was more prepared to be President, McCain won overwhelmingly. Americans also realize the importance of the time we're living in right now. When asked who would be better to handle a crisis, national or international, McCain again won overwhelmingly. When asked who was more patriotic, McCain again won overwhelmingly. When asked who was better to handle the economy, Obama won but when asked if taxes should be raised on ANYONE right now, 65% of Americans voted no. Is your head swirling? Mine is, because the only way I can make sense of these polls is that we are incredibly confused right now. There is no other explanation because the results from those questions have no linear thought to Obama becoming President with over five million votes to spare. People can blame Bush for being incompetent, which I have as well, but over 60% of Americans in an AOL poll a while back know that McCain wasn't anything like Bush. We have become the new land of confusion. That does not bode well for our future.
 
As it says in Isaiah 18, "woe to the country shadowing with wings". Our woe is very near. The end of the age (not world as is written in the original Greek) is also very near. I can point to a thousand things like that the star named "wormwood" in Revelation 8:11 is "chernobyl" in the Ukrainian language or how all of the nations predicted to align in the last days are now aligned, but all you have to do is look at the adoration of the world over Barack Obama. He's not the Antichrist, so don't even think it. BUT, it just goes to show you that the secular world will be more than happy having their own lord. The ones who at the very least repel the mention of God in the public square are the most susceptible to bowing to a false one. Obama doesn't have the tenth of the charisma the Antichrist will have and look what he was able to do. The world and the media adore him. The media worked their tails off to elect him and take down anyone that dared get in the way, ala Joe "the plumber". The legislative branches in this country are about to take away freedoms that give voice for the opposition. The chess pieces are most definitely now in place. After Iraq is divided into three (and it will happen), and we send our ambassadors there, be ready to flee to the higher hills. I don't know what will happen but it will make 9/11 pale by comparison. When the Bible says "woe", you better lift up your head and keep those eyes open. God is warning us. That's why it was written. Be prepared and ready. It is coming.
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FOR CHRISTIANS AND ENQUIRING MINDS

A link to my Christian blog posts.
 
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AMERICA, THE NEW BABYLON

This election cycle has many puzzled. Americans are voting against their own self and best interests. I will document in this post what I mean by that. I'm not just talking about Obama being a socialist or a pseudo-socialist. I'm talking about the gravity of the time and how polls show this country is a very confused one. Babylon in the Hebrew means "the land of confusion". Babylonians were a very confused people which lead to their downfall. Many people are wondering, including myself "why would anyone in their right mind vote for Barack Obama?" That is not a question easily answered. The only thing Obama has done is give reasons why to NOT vote for him. Let's look at his well-hidden history and you find me a reason why he could very well be the next President of the United States.
 
He started as a community organizer in Chicago. He represented ACORN in a lawsuit brought against former Il. Gov. Jim Edgar because Edgar was trying to block a law that was passed by the Illinois state legislators that would make voter fraud a lot easier. To make voter fraud easier in Illinois is like giving a gun to a maniac. The motto of Chicago is "vote early, vote often". That goes way back to the first Mayor Daley. His son is a chip off the old block. Obama also taught ACORN to help get out the vote in a program called "Project Vote". In 2004, Project Vote had a campaign called "votes for smokes" in which homeless people were enticed to vote by giving them cigarettes as well as other things as long as they voted democratic. I doubt many of them were republican to begin with, but to target homeless to vote by offering them things in return is wrong. The Obama campaign has given over $800,000 to ACORN's Project Vote. ACORN, a government-funded supposed nonbiased community group has endorsed Obama. ACORN has members in prison for voter fraud, and now they're knee deep in it this election year. The biggest problems ACORN has are in swing states. Obama also taught ACORN how to pressure banks and legislators into doing things against their own interests so they wouldn't be harassed. ACORN actually went to the homes of bankers to protest by calling the bankers "racist" for not lowering the standards of home loans. ACORN in the first proposed bailout bill was to receive $100 million. Luckily that didn't happen. So Obama was quite responsible for the culture of banks giving risky loans to people who couldn't afford to pay them back. Lucky for him, America doesn't know this because of his Obamasciple Media.
 
In that time he became acquainted with William Ayers. As many know, Ayers is a domestic terrorist. I can't call him a "former" one being that he has never apologized or even did anything but say he didn't go far enough. They served on two boards together. One was called the Annenberg Challenge where they gave money towards alternative education to Chicago schoolchildren. This was a nationwide program, but Ayers and Obama served on the board in Chicago. The money was supposed to find a way to raise test scores but failed. The Chicago program was to in Ayers' own words to "radicalize" schoolchildren to become more politically "aware". Obama was on that board to radicalize children. Another thing America doesn't know about, thankfully for him. The Woods Foundation was a left-leaning charity that helped give money to liberal activist groups such as ACORN and the Arab-American Action Network which was run by Rashid Khalidi, a Jew-hater. Obama was not only friends with Ayers, which he has lied about time and time again, but was also friends with Khalidi. Maybe even moreso. Obama spoke fondly about his dinners at Khalidi's home and Khalidi's wife's cooking. Obama said of his conversations with Khalidi were "consistent reminders to me of my own blind spots and my own biases. . . . It's for that reason that I'm hoping that, for many years to come, we continue that conversation -- a conversation that is necessary not just around Mona and Rashid's dinner table, but around this entire world." Obama threw Khalidi a bash for Khalidi going to Columbia University just in 2003. He can hardly use that same excuse about Khalidi that he used with Ayers that he was just a man in the neighborhood. The AAAN has been under investigation by the feds for possibly funneling money to terrorist groups and charities. Oh, if America knew about that one.  Obama had very little success as a community organizer as he was ruled against time and time again on all sorts of lawsuits.
 
Alice Palmer, an Illinois state senator was going to run for convicted sex felon Mel Reynolds' congressional seat and gave Obama her blessing to run for her seat. Obama had his coming out party at William Ayers' home. Obama denied this at the debate but even Obama supporters claim that this is true. When asked if she set the whole party up, Palmer said "I wasn't there". With the Obamasciple Media having their lord's back, he is allowed to lie blatantly about this. As a state senator, Obama voted "present" 130 times. One of the votes he casted was to not make a hospital keep a baby that had survived an abortion attempt alive. He said it infringed on "Roe vs Wade", but even NARAL was okay with this law called "The Born Alive Protection Act" when it was passed nearly unanimously around the country. He also voted against forcing libraries to put in blockers in their computers to keep perverts from looking at porn. His votes that weren't "present" were very radical.
 
In 2004, Obama decided to run against Jack Ryan for US senator. Jack Ryan's divorce record with actress Jeri Ryan was opened to the public showing he was a pervert. This forced Ryan to back out of running since he was humiliated publicly. To step into his place came in Alan Keyes. He didn't come close to offering Obama the challenge Ryan would have given him. Ryan was actually poised to beat him. During his short senatorial career, Obama has not proposed one bill. The lower and middle class he claims he's so much for he never offered a proposal to help. He never proposed to lower taxes on them. Most of the time he's been a senator he's been running for the White House.
 
At a time as crucial as this one, Americans would agree that we cannot hand over the keys to someone with so little experience. Then you have on the other ticket John McCain, who is probably the most experienced person to ever run for the White House. We all know his trials and tribulations and he is admired by all for his diligence and toil for this country. So why would this country even think about choosing someone who has accomplished nothing against someone with more accomplishments than anyone who has run for President in this country's history? Confusion. We have terrorism, Russian aggression, China, Iran, North Korea all becoming major threats. We have a looming energy crisis for which Obama's only solution is for alternative energy, but what  between now and when that is available? Energy problems around the world is giving Russia her strength back and Putin is looking to live out his Soviet dreams. The only thing that can possibly derail him is if this country decides to become energy independant now. We were at one time paying over $4 per gallon for gas and the ONLY reason why prices have gone down is because President Bush said a few simple words. "I will lift the ban on offshore drilling." The oil futures dropped drastically and continue to drop. All congress has to do is also lift the ban on offshore drilling, but the democratic controlled congress won't do that. A President Obama would make everyone buy back those futures since the dems aren't for drilling. That wouldn't only increase the price of oil, but will further strengthen our enemies. Americans are clearly favoring offshore drilling now. McCain has given them that promise that he would. Obama has not.
 
That's not the only poll Americans are showing their confusion with. Americans know that this is possibly the most crucial time in this country's history since the Revolutionary War or WWII and agree that McCain is a better choice for this time, but Obama is leading in the polls. When asked who would handle an international crisis better, McCain won overwhelmingly. When asked who was more patriotic, McCain or Obama, McCain won by an even wider margin. The only thing Americans vote that Obama would be better on is the economy, but at the same time Americans believe that raising taxes on anyone would be a mistake right now. Obama is promising to raise taxes on "the rich" which includes small businesses, which America is deadset against. Something doesn't add up other than we are very confused right now. America is looking like they are voting in spinning directions. America knows that McCain is the more qualified and better candidate, but Obama is ahead in the polls. Are the polls lying? Are Americans lying? The MSM is already playing up the "Bradley Effect", which I mocked in "The Day After The Election" saying if Obama loses it's only because of something that happened twenty-six years ago. If Obama loses, it will be because it's the "We Didn't Trust Obama Effect", again as I said in that blog. Maybe the people in the polls are just trying to not look racist by saying they're voting for Obama. Who knows at this point, but Obama is definitely very close to becoming our President during the scariest time in seventy years. Only the new Babylon would be voting for a guy who has a history of nothing but disturbing acquaintances to be their leader. If history is our guide, a President Obama does not foretell a good future. Perhaps the prophecy of the United States written in Isaiah 18:1-3 will come to pass. We are that nation which a great woe is written of. We just might go the way of Babylon.
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YOU GOTTA LOVE CHICAGO

"Only in America" is a great slogan invented by boxing promoter/crook Don King. I will use that and coin my own phrase "only in Chicago". Only in Chicago can fans of a team that has not won a World Series title in one hundred years say "this is the year" every single year. Only in Chicago can the most corrupt person succeed the most politically. Only in Chicago do they hate their mayor but yet can't name the last person who ran against him. Only in Chicago.

 
Tonight the Chicago Cubs officially made it one hundred years without winning a World Series title by getting swept by the Los Angeles Dodgers. I have to admit that I'm nowhere near a Cub fan, so I was rooting for the Cubs to lose. One hundred years without winning a title is one of those things you have to root for. No other franchise has such a record of futility in all of sports. Since the last time the Cubs won a WS title the Yankees have won twenty-six. How did this "epitome of loser" get started losing? Only in Chicago can they blame this all on a curse. On an innocent animal no less. A goat. The owner of the goat Billy Sianis was kicked out of the game WITH HIS GOAT (goats at a game?) because the goat stunk to high hell. So as legend has it, Sianis told everyone that the Cubs wouldn't win a World Series ever again. This was in 1945. Explain the previous thirty-seven years being their last championship was in 1908. So the Cubs suck because of a goat? Come on. Then there was the black cat curse in 1969. The Cubs had a huge lead going into the final weeks of the season but a surging Mets team passed them after a black cat ran across the field. Then there was the "curse of Bartman". A man dressed in weird clothing in the front row of the left field seats reached and touched a ball that would have probably been caught by Moises Alou. Cub fans threatened this man thinking he cost them a World Series. The Chicago Tribune went as far as to give Steve Bartman's home address to the public. That was nice, eh? Friggin idiotic. Only in Chicago. And only in Chicago will they not remember there were other fans reaching for that ball too. Only in Chicago will they forget SS Alex Gonzalez dropped the easiest ground ball hit in the history of man right after that. The ball came up for him perfectly. Only a Cub would mess it up. This year before the playoffs started, Mayor or should I say King Daley threw a huge bash for the Cubs in celebration for their season. They had not won anything yet but a division title. They acted like they won the whole thing already. Only in Chicago will you have such a losing history and yet think they prematurely won it all. Perfectly setting up their future failure against the Dodgers. Only in Chicago will you have such a losing history and blame it on a curse other than realizing that sucking isn't a curse. I'll provide a cute list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won a championship.
 
Only in Chicago will they blame a cow for burning down the entire city. We all have heard about Mrs. O'Leary's cow and how it burned down all of Chicago. Dumb. A cow? Who knew a cow was really Drew Barrymore? "Mooo BOOM!" A cow? Come on, Chicago. On October 8th, 1871 the Great Chicago Fire started. It burned for two days straight. The legend has it that a cow burned down the entire city. Writer Michael Ahern was the one who came up with this story but admitted he made it up in 1893 saying it would be a good story to tell. Now the part about Ahern making up this story isn't known by many people, including Chicagoans. They still think a cow did it, even though Ahern admitted to making it up and the same night there were other horrible fires in the Midwest. One was particularly bad in Peshtigo, Wisconsin. The tale of Peshtigo sounds like something out of a nightmare. People outside who's clothes and hair would catch on fire without any contact of fire. Scientists have since stated that it probably was a meteorite that caused all of the fires in the Midwest that night, including the Great Chicago Fire. A cow.
 
Only in Chicago can an admitted terrorist get a tenured professorship at one of their prestigious universities. William Ayers, Barack's buddy (don't let him convince you otherwise) founded a group called The Weather Underground. It was a group that formed to check and see if Hell froze over. Hence the term "Weather Underground". Okay, that's not true. Sorry, couldn't resist. This group was actually a domestic terrorist group that bombed NYPD headquarters, the Capitol Building, the Pentagon, and military recruitment offices. Ayers was a fugitive and on the FBI's Most Wanted list for over a decade. He was brought to trial but since his daddy was CEO of Chicagoland's Commonwealth Edison, he got away with these crimes. Crimes to which he has admitted to committing since. He even admits he wished he could have done more damage. He can be seen stomping on the US flag in Chicago Magazine. Now he's a tenured professor at UIC. Obama actually had his coming out party into Chicago politics at Ayers' home. Ayers is married to Bernardine Dohrn who was also part of this group and was also on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Only in Chicago can a man like this be "connected" to Chicago politics and donors, from which Obama got his start. Obama has been stating that he's not friends with this guy and barely knows him, but let's take the word of Obama's own chief adviser David Axelrod when he said the two "were certainly friendly". That's a direct quote. Here's a saying I came up with that all should learn. No one that comes out of Chicago politics comes out clean. Chicago is the Mecca of voter fraud and strong-arming corporations and politicians. Jesse Jackson ring a bell?
 
Chicago definitely stands out amongst America's big cities. Mostly not for a good reason. There were more children killed in the last school year in Chicago than any other city. Most of the city looks like crap. Parking and taxes are ridiculous. Nobody likes the mayor because they all know he's crooked, yet they will not vote anyone else in. I would reckon 95% of the people in Chicago can't name the person who last ran against Daley for mayor. Even after the Cubs losing after everyone in Chicago foolishly thought they had won everything, the fans will say next April "this is our year". And they'll actually believe it. You gotta love Chicago.
 
Here's the list:

1. Radio was invented

2. TV was invented

3. Halley's Comet has passed by..... twice!

4. Prohibition of alcohol was made into law, then repealed

5. Sixteen Presidents were elected. About to be seventeen.

6. The Titanic was built and sank

7. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown (tops in league in homeruns, rbi's, and batting avg)

8. 15,719 games have been played by the Cubs... Cubs have lost the majority of them

9. A combination of 43 Summer and Winter Olympics have been run

10. Eleven amendments to the Consitution have been made

11. Harry Carey was born and passed away

12. Four generations of families have come

13. The airplane was five years old

14. World War I and II happened along with the Korean, Vietnam Wars. Operation Desert Storm and second Iraqi War

15. World population at the time was 1.65 billion people (6.7 billion currently)

16. The jet and rocket were invented

17. Man landed on Moon

18. Jazz, Swing, Big Band, Country, Rock and Roll, Disco, Heavy Metal, Rap, and Grunge music have been invented.

19. Les Paul invented the hardbody electric guitar.

20. The NFL, NHL, and NBA have started

21. League of Nations and UN enacted (League of Nations now defunct)

22. The atom bomb was invented

23. The rise and the fall of the Cold War

24. The submarine was invented

25. Nine generations of videogaming (Pong, Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Sega CD, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3)

26. Al Capone was nine

27. Babe Ruth was thirteen

28. The "Roaring 20's" were still twelve years away

29. Scientists swore up and down we were in an Ice Age

30. Scientists swear up and down we're melting
 
31. Slavery was abolished thirty-three years ago

32. Al Gore invented the internet

33. The Diary of Anne Frank was still thirty-nine years away

34. Mickey Mouse would be created twenty years from then
 
35. Dayam!
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TERRORIST BASEBALL

For those of you confused at the title of my blog, let me esssplain. Baseball is America's most historic pastime. Terrorism in the Arab World seems to be theirs. Do I need to explain everything? : ) Baseball has Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Sandy Koufax, Jackie Robinson and many more iconic figures that are part of Americana. The Arab World has Osama Bin Laden, Sheik Abdul Rahman (the blind Arab dude with the Santa Claus hat), Mohammad Atah, Yasser Arafat, and Ahmad Yassin are the icons of the Arab World.

When there is nothing to do, you hate. We have baseball. We also have other things to do. We're too busy to hate for the most part. Plus, we outgrew our western Europe and Viking history. Thanks to the Greek and Roman cultures I must say. While the Greeks were inventing democracy, western Europe was never bathing. While the Greeks were thinking, western Europe was busy scratching their butts with axes. While the Greeks were building society, western Europe was barely saying "orf". I think orf meant "food". God bless them Greeks! They showed us the way. Our melting pot has made us advance swiftly. Adventurous people from all over the world came here, and so became our adventurous spirit. We like to have fun too. Baseball is fun. That's why it took off to such great heights. No sport has the iconic heroes like baseball does in America. These guys were real heroes to Americans. Joe DiMaggio was a hero to every Italian and Yankee fan. The Yankees have a slew of icons in their history. They are the Al Qaeda of American baseball teams. The big boys.

In the Arab World it seems they live to hate. From what I see on television, I don't buy the "it's not most Arabs" cliche. In the Palestinian areas of Israel there were celebrations in the streets when 9/11 happened. They were joyously celebrating while knowing thousands of people have just died. Arafat had his police threaten to kill members of the media who shot these celebrations on video. They didn't keep all of the cameramen from shooting, however. With that though, there were more than two-thirds of Arabs in a poll saying 9/11 was morally unjustifiable. One third is way too high still, but that's nothing like what we see. When they show Arabs on tv, they always show them with guns, swords, or burning things in effigy. There is a huge disconnect here from this poll and what I see on tv. Usually they show Arabs protesting over something either so small or totally inconsequential to their lives. "The Pope called us violent people?! It's time to kill someone!" Which they did. It seems most of them sees terrorism as their sport, and they play it well. The poll tells a completely different story.

I don't know if they work, come home, treat their wives respectfully, kiss their children, or anything we do and take for granted. I do know they wanted to kill a woman for allowing her students to call a teddy bear "Mohammad" though. I do know they have a fixation with beheading people. I know they love to treat women as poorly as possible too. How can these fathers look at their young daughters, knowing what's ahead of them, and not do everything in their power to see they are not lashed for being raped in the future? I don't know. One woman I know of in Iran was executed because she had sex with an older, unmarried man. Her name was Atefeh Rajabi and she was only sixteen years old. She claims she was sexually assaulted. They hung her in front of a crowd by a crane. While she fought for her life, with her last breaths she kept repeating "repentance". The law there states that when someone says "repentance" that they are given at least another appeal. People who are so hellbent on upholding Islamic Law broke the law. This was a young, beautiful woman who died after possibly being sexually assaulted by an older man. Sickening and intolerable.

I even see kids out there with AK-47's protesting with their fathers, wanting blood. They have no idea what they're doing. They are kids. Our kids here are playing video games, basketball, football, soccer, and yes, baseball. Theirs shout to kill people right along with their fathers. Chips off the old block. I guess soccer is big in the Arab World, but maybe it's only the moderates who are out there playing soccer. Maybe that's why their voices aren't heard. They know their idiotic neighbors are chanting for someone's death, but they'd rather play soccer. They'd rather have fun than rally against the haters. The ones who are out there protesting all of the time though have no heroes like DiMaggio, Ruth, Williams, Mays, Koufax, Ripken, Griffey, Jeter, Mantle, Robinson, or Aaron. They have no heroes. They have martyrs.

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SALAD IS MURDER!

In Switzerland, they came up with a "plant's bill of rights". Let me repeat that. In Switzerland, they came up with a "plant's bill of rights". If you're reading that and thinking it's either a joke (which I've been known to make) or something besides a nightmarish scenario, then you're wrong. You see, attorneys representing dandelions are suing on their behalf. Evidently, dandelions are PO'd that children keep pulling them out of the ground and doing that "Mary had a baby and its head popped off" game. Okay, that's a joke. Seriously though, government officials there are angered that humans are doing to plants what they like. People eat them. People kill weeds. People mow grass. In Switzerland now, this may be unacceptable to them.

The panel that was commissioned unanimously (yes unanimously) said that to kill plants arbitrarily is morally wrong because just like human beings, they are alive. I've been wondering when we were going to come to this and now we have. This is another strike from the nutty left fringe to make human life expendable in order to save Mother Earth. First it was "meat is murder". Second it was "man is going to melt the Earth". Now it's "salad is murder". Next it will be "man must be rendered extinct for the good of our planet". Watch.

The Swiss, who took the high moral ground in WWII by being "neutral" but helped the Nazis rob the Jews, now think if you go to a salad bar that you are a rabid anti-plantite. An anti-plantite is someone who hates plants. Okay, I made that up but I think I just might submit that one to Merriam-Webster's site. Too late. I just did it. If you go to a salad bar and use ham or chicken chunks, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're murdering just about all of life on Earth. Murderer!

I know it says "arbitrarily killing", but who are the arbitrators? What will be the factors in their judgment? What conditions of eating plants will they find acceptable? Will these people accept you growing a garden and eating what you grow? I grow a garden every summer and eat from it. Damn good stuff. Could you imagine some government official saying "sir, the way you cut that pepper is cruel and inhumane. You're under arrest." Just think of it. If PETA had its way, that's exactly the kind of law they would have for those who eat meat. Meat is murder, afterall. PETP will say "salad is murder". PETP just isn't as catchy is it? Sounds like a burp. "PETP... oh excuse me."

I know people on the right are made fun of all of the time by celebrities and intellectuals, but this is as whacky as it gets. Of course intellectuals in the coming years will actually try to make you believe that what the Swiss did made sense and will hope the rest of the world adopts their insanity. Maybe they'll allow you to pull that tomato off the vine as long as you inject the tomato and the plant with some sort of anesthetic before you do. To pull the grapes off the vine without anesthetic is cruelty they just cannot sit idly by and take. Neither will they let you just pull a head of lettuce out of the ground without anything to numb its pain. Don't you hear it screaming in agony? Salad is murder!

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KEITH OLBERMANN CAUGHT ON HOT MIC

Keith Olbermann, a left-wing nutjob that has a show on MSNBC called "Nobody's Watching With Keith Olbermann" was recently caught speaking off the cuff on a few subjects when he thought the mic was off. In fact it was a hot mic after his show went off the air. This is a real (okay not really) transcript.
 
Keith: "I am the smartest person in the world and I know it, but I don't even know why I have a show. And the worst person of the day is, gee you guessed it, Bill O'Reilly. He keeps saying we're far left at MSNBC. We're not (wink). We are straight down the middle. Bill, go harass another intern. Okay, that's our show for this evening. Thanks for watching, the five of you. Damn I love that man."
 
Producer: "Who?"
 
Keith: "Bill. Man I wish I was that guy. What he says actually matters. Do you think he knows who I am? I insult him like a little girl punching a boy in the schoolyard hoping to get a kiss. Do you think he knows I'm alive?"
 
Producer: "Why do you care?"
 
Keith: "Oh uhhhhh I don't. No.....no I don't care. To hell with him. How many times must I insult him to get him to notice me?"
 
Producer: "Don't you think you've taken this obsession to an extremely unhealthy level?"
 
Keith: "That's what Dr. Melfi said. Hey, have you ever heard of a Tony Soprano? She keeps talking about him."
 
Producer: "Uhhh Keith, that's a show. It's called "The Sopranos". Dr. Melfi is a made-up character on the show."
 
Keith: "Damn, am I that far gone? Anywho, did Barack call yet? He's supposed to fax me tomorrow's show. It's not here yet!"
 
Producer: "I don't know if he's called yet. Don't worry. He's never late to tell you what to talk about. He's our Obamessiah."
 
Keith: "Amen. Was he mad I mentioned his name on the show last night?"
 
Producer: "Furious. Even if it was positive he said you're only supposed to talk negatively about McCain and Palin and Foxnews. He said you're not being a good disciple."
 
Keith: "Damn, I am screwed. Would flowers be good to send him with a note of sincere apology?"
 
Producer: "Already sent."
 
Keith: "Thanks Mr. Rather. You've been in the business a long time so you know how things work. I wish you got fired a decade ago..... Sorry, I didn't mean that."
 
Dan: "That's okay. This actually is my dream. I wasn't really ever hiding my rabid liberal bias on CBS before, but this is bias unleashed."
 
Keith: "You're telling me. Hey did the show get any emails yet this week? It's Thursday."
 
Dan: "Nope. Keep hope alive."
 
Keith looking at a picture of O'Reilly and kisses it: "Please Bill. Notice me. Want me! Love me! Need me!"
 
 
As you can read, this boy has a problem.
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OBAMA'S LIPSTICK COMMENT

Did Barack Obama mean Sarah Palin when he made his "lipstick on a pig" comment? Not exactly. I have a different view on this than most people, as I do with most things. Did he intentionally try to insult Sarah Palin? No. That much is clear. In the context he was in he was talking about McCain's similarity to Bush when it comes to tax policy. The only thing wrong with the Bush tax policy is that during wartime that congress, including the republican one, must control spending and remove earmarks. That's neither here nor there on that issue though. BUT, he was thinking of Sarah Palin when he said it. If you watch it again, watch him put his hand on his forehead and wince. His expression was like "oh I can't believe I'm going to say this. I'm going to get in trouble, but I'm not good at speaking or thinking on my feet so here goes..." Then judge the reaction from the crowd. They took it that he meant Sarah Palin as well. Don't just blame the McCain people, Barack. Look at your own disciples.
 
To say that the dems have been attacking Sarah Palin unfairly is like saying roses smell better than dead carcasses. Can't be more obvious. Joe Biden just a day or so before said that Sarah Palin would be a "backward step for women". Carol Fowler, South Carolina's chairwoman of the Dem party said "whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn't had an abortion". Dem Rep. Steve Cohen said on the house floor "Barack was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor." Definitely referring to Sarah Palin being governor of Alaska. Former Clintonite and now Barack supporter Donna Brazile said "the Bible says to whom much is given much is required and it comes out of that tradition. So it was insulting to see both, you know, the governor as well as Mayor Giuliani criticize people. There’s some on the Internet now that Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor. And perhaps they should understand the role of a community organizer, do help people in distress." Do you think that's just a coincidence? Sounds like a definite talking point to me.
 
I often call Obama the "Obamessiah" and that his followers really do believe that he is their Christ. I've said it to family, friends, and in blogs. Some said that I was exaggerating. How about this? I've said it in blogs past that the Democratic Party in crunch time would become desperate to win the White House. Especially the 527's like Moveon.org will put out some really detestable things about McCain that normal Americans would find offensive. That's why McCain is such a smart pick as the GOP nominee. Americans do not like to see our heroes tore down. McCain is clearly a hero. It's clear that Obama is rattled, and that he is easily rattled. All of the dems are rattled. They are afraid of this woman. Read the blog "Palin Makes Media Show Their Hand". I said it then that they're not only desperate to put Obama in the Oval Office, but she threatens their entire progressive movement. To them, she isn't a woman. No woman could be a woman of midwestern values. No woman could be pro-life. No woman could hunt. They can't wrap their minds around her, so instead of trying to seek some understanding they'd rather attack her. Obviously they can't be wrong about anything since they're intellectual liberals. They can't be wrong about anything. This Palin is an alien to them. Something beyond their understanding. Because of this they say things like she's Pilate, or a backward step for women. That's why Obama is rattled doing stump speeches on the fly. He knew he was about to say something stupid but he couldn't stop himself. Watch that video again and tell me I'm wrong.
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MCCAIN'S VEEP PICK

In one word, genius. No one really has heard of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin before, so when rumors were flying it might be her I was wondering "who is this". I thought it was going to be Joseph Lieberman because Lieberman can hold Joe Biden, Obama's attack dog at bay. That would have upset many conservatives. With this pick McCain can still hold Biden at bay and not upset the conservative base. Already Obama's people are saying she's too inexperienced, even before she was introduced. Nobody is less experienced than Obama is, so for them to throw around the "I" word is ludicrous. No, not Obama's rapper friend. Ridiculous ludicrous I meant : ) 

Not only will Mrs. Palin keep Biden at bay, but any considerable attack towards her will be perceived by Hillary Clinton's disgruntled followers as another attack by Obama's people at women. He already has that problem facing him as everyone knows. This will also make those women who really are either refusing to support Obama or willing to look elsewhere to find the McCain candidacy more appealing. Finally the republicans get to play the victim card. Let's see how the liberals like it.

I still have my concerns over this pick but after hearing Palin speak I can see she has tenacity and a brain. A deadly political combo. She isn't going to be pushed around. Obama and Biden might try to accentuate her inexperience but she is the ONLY one running for anything that has executive experience. Biden doesn't. Obama definitely doesn't. Even McCain doesn't. This brings some executive experience to at least one ticket.

Palin brings attention to McCain, which he is sorely needing. Obama again at his speech last night missed an opportunity to get specific but said nothing new. All he spoke on was change, hope, shooting stars, and lucky charms. He won't speak about tangible, specific things because he doesn't have the ability to. With McCain suffering from Bush withdrawal symptoms this country is having and not having the media behind him is if he was their lord and saviour, and still somehow for two days was actually leading Obama in the polls during the Democratic National Convention this week. Amazing and telling. Now McCain gets his jumpstart towards the rest of the campaign season that he needed. Imagine Obama's attack dog attacking Sarah Palin at the debate. Imagine them going after her on stump speeches. We get to play the victim card for once. A page out of the old democrat playbook. Oh boy! Woops. I mean oh girl!

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MOTHER RUSSIA

The recent invasion of sovereign, freedom-loving Georgia, a former Soviet republic, really shows that Russia will be what it always was. A power hungry and egomaniacal country. Russia's President might be Dmitry Medvedev, but he's just a puppet. It's Vladimir Putin who's running the show. That's the same Vladimir Putin who our President said he looked into the heart of and saw that he was a good man. He was WAAAAY off!

People are speculating why Russia took this audacious stance and many have speculated that it's about the oil pipeline that goes through Georgia into Turkey. That is a strategic point, but for that reason alone Putin wouldn't be going this far. Many are also speculating that it was about Georgia and other former Soviet republics possibly joining NATO. That's definitely part of it. That's not the whole story though. The real reason why Putin is doing this is to reacquire the former Soviet republics and get back to being the Soviet Union. With Putin, that was always his ambition. He said things our dumb President wanted to hear, all the while he's killing journalists and political dissidents including Alexander Litvinenko while he was in exile in England. Other people in England were contaminated by the radioactive substance (polonium-210) Litvinenko was given, as well as other critics of Putin. That didn't raise much of an eyebrow with the White House for some reason though.

Putin is very popular in Russia. His poll numbers reciprocate our President's poll numbers. Even though it's clear Putin is killing those with opposing voices, the Russian people love him because he's trying to restore their standing in the world. I'm quite sure poll numbers in Russia won't dip when it comes to Putin with the invasion of Georgia.

Georgia I'm afraid is just the first of other skirmishes as Moscow reestablishes it's might. The Ukraine and Baltic nations might be next. Who knows? Maybe even Poland might be on that list. All the while Putin is daring the US to do anything by giving the ultimatum "choose us or Georgia". Think you better look into Putin's eyes again, Mr. President. I'm quite confident that this is just the beginning. This could be Putin sending a message to other former republic nations to not join NATO, but I think this goes deeper than that. Russia could have sent that message and abided by the ceasefire they made easily. It was their own ceasefire proposal and without cause they broke it. As a matter of fact, it was never enacted. They never abided by it. It was just a ploy to make the world take more time in reacting to this while thinking it was over. It's obviously not over. As Russia gave the ceasefire, their tanks kept moving inside towards Georgia's city of Gori. This isn't a message at least to the other former Soviet republics. If anything, it's a message to the world. Mother Russia is reforming and there's nothing we can do about it unless NATO accepts Georgia into it immediately. With that though, that might mean full scale war with Russia. With Europe getting much of its energy from Russian pipelines, they will probably once again show their impotence. Germany might actually join Russia as screwed up as they are. This also shouts for us to become energy independent and drill off our own shores. Something that the dems won't even allow a vote on.

Politically speaking with our election, dem hopeful Barack Obama again showed his lack of strength by at first stating that both Russia AND Georgia should show some restraint. Georgia? What did Georgia do? Oy! McCain from the beginning said Russia should withdraw from Georgia immediately. Again Obama didn't take a clear stance. McCain again did. McCain went as far as to say Russia's presence in the G8 should be up for debate. The dems attacked McCain for taking such a strong stance against Russia saying it might just inflame tensions. Inflame tensions? They just invaded a sovereign nation and ally without just cause. McCain was right to take a strong stance as he has for years against Russia and specifically Putin. Just like when our President was seeing a good man in the eyes of Putin, John McCain saw something different. "I look into Putin's eyes and I see three letters, a K, a G, and a B." Well said, Mr. McCain. Watch out world. Here comes Mother Russia once again.

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NASA SCIENTIST WARNS OF FUTURE ICE AGE

An Australian scientist who works for NASA said very recently that we shouldn't be concerned with global warming for the foreseeable future, but an ice age instead. Yep, he said "beware of an ice age". Reason? Because of lack of sunspot activity. If you've read my previous blogs on man causing global warming, you would see this is exactly what I've been telling you about. Scientists can't help themselves but be alarmists so they can get in the news. This scientist just wanted to be the first one on this future bandwagon that we're headed towards an ice age. Just like they said thirty years ago that we were in or about to enter an ice age because of the cooler weather we had during the 1960s-very early 1980s. The reason why we had that colder weather was because of a lack of sunspot activity.

In 1988 the UN proclaimed global warming first, which soon started the man causing the global warming, which even sooner began the "it's the fault of the United States" for the warming. For well over two decades now we've been pounded with this "man causing global warming" hysteria to say we're all going to die and it's all your fault. Because we're living in such a media age right now, it's really been brought to the forefront because of Al Gore and his lemmings. He even won a Nobel Peace Prize award for this while a woman named Irena Sendler wasn't found worthy to win the award. Irena Sendler saved the lives of hundreds of Jewish children during WWII by secretly giving the children to kind-hearted Germans so they wouldn't be exterminated. For this she was tortured when the Gestapo found out what she was doing. That wasn't good enough for the people at the Nobel Laureate. Al Gore won for spewing nonsense. Al Gore recently said that those who were saying man wasn't causing the warming were like those who said centuries ago that the Earth was flat. Well, watch these scientists jump on this NASA scientist's bandwagon very quickly.

Because scientists are saying the cool weather this winter and spring so far was due to a lack of sunspot activity also (just like the 60s and 70s), I put forth the question that couldn't any idiot deduce that the warming trend we had was due to an INCREASE of sunspot activity? I mean, this is about as easy as it gets. This scientist at NASA is jumping on my bandwagon (as if he read my writing.... most likely not). Funny thing though is that I said scientists would probably say not only are we going to have a cooling trend because of a decline in sunspot activity , but they'd be alarmists saying we're going to freeze again. I also joked that people like Al Gore and Bill Maher would go right along with them because this is the second time they were fooled by scientists' alarmist claims. They believed them when scientists said we were in or about to enter an ice age. They believed them when scientists said we were going to melt. Why wouldn't they believe them this time? I'm just waiting for the first scientist to make the claim that somehow what man is doing is causing the lack of sunspot activity. I can't wait for that one. I am dying just to see what they come up with and how they can tie that together. It's going to be elaborate and far-fetched, but Al Gore will take that as his new platform and insult those who disagree with him.

Well Al, it looks like the scientists are admitting that I was right. They're going to prove me further right when I said that they weren't just going to say we're headed towards cooler weather. They're going to say we're headed for an ice age, just like this scientist did. Damn, I am good. I'm sorry but I have to pat myself on the back. I'm just a high school educated and disabled person but I am being proven right by each day that passes as to why we were having warming and that we will have continued cooling. Come on, give it up to me. Who's the man?

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THE POPE VISITS AMERICA WHILE CARTER VISITS TERRORISTS

Pope Benedict ended his six day visit to the United States yesterday. The Pope couldn't help but notice the energy from the crowds he drew and visibly fed off of them. I'm not a catholic for many reasons, but there's no denying Pope Benedict commands not only attention, but respect. During his visit, Pope Benedict talked extensively about prior church sex scandals dealing with pedaphilia and the coverups that happened before his tenure. That was during a much weaker Pope John Paul II's tenure. The pontiff held nothing back about the church's wrongdoings which I felt was truly admirable.

Pope Benedict has also drawn a line in the sand when it comes to this world's acceptance of Islamic terrorism, and had done so since he became pope. He spoke out against Muslims who resort to violence at the drop of a burqa at the beginning of his tenure and continues to make statements against terrorism. Just as Pope John Paul II took on communism, it seems this pope's mission is to take on Islamic terrorism. For that he should be commended.

That's not what Jackass Supreme Chancellor Bill Maher did though. He called the Pope a nazi because he was a nazi youth as a child. Bill Maher was forced to apologize, which most do not think he even did on Friday's show. Maher said he couldn't fault Benedict for being a nazi youth because he was so young. Problem is, that is what he did do the week before. Then he said his insult to the Pope was a distraction from his larger point that the Pope was basically the head of a pedaphilic daycare center. Another jackass statement from someone who thinks whatever he can come up with is a fact. All these things happened before the reign of Pope Benedict, and many of the sex abuse victims of the catholic church have praised Benedict's actions and dialogue over the matter. Maher doesn't see it that way because he doesn't feel the need to actually do research on anything. His supposed ginormous brain is good enough for him that he doesn't need to do research. Idiot.

While the Pope was drawing praise from most, Jimmy Carter was raising eyebrows because he decided to visit Hamas and break bread with them. Carter wasn't satisfied with those who weren't too sure he hated Israel so he wanted to make this final gesture on that behalf. He wanted to make sure even the delusional Obamamaniac-type of person will accept that he's indeed an Israel-hater. Carter pleaded with Hamas to stop with the rocket attacks and tried to get them to free Gilad Shalit, a member of the Israeli military kidnapped nearly two years ago by Hamas. Yeah, that will happen. Carter's presence would intimidate the Hulk into submission.

Because nothing was actually done during his visit, Carter tried to embellish the success by saying Hamas is open to accepting Israel as a neighbor in peace. Jimmy, you gotta be kidding me? Hamas was formed to annihilate Israel's existance. Because you visited them they're going to all of a sudden do a 180? Please! The fact is Carter only made things worse. Gee, that's a new one eh? Carter making something worse? Nah, never happened before. Jimmy Carter is like the character William Macy played in "The Cooler". All he needs to do is be around something and all of the sudden it goes to pot. If Carter stood next to Midas, Midas would turn everything into tin with his touch. What a loser.

So one man visits America and builds up the hopes of his people. The other visits terrorists who are now making jokes at his expense. "Oh, did you hear that I said I would give Israel my blessing? Oh damn that was a good one. He'll fall for anything!" I think I know who had the better visit.

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GENERAL PETRAEUS FINALLY ADMITS WAR IS LOST

Written 4/16/2008

General David Petraeus not only admits the war is lost, but he begged for congress to approve their departure from Detroit. Below is the transcript of today's meeting over the Detroit War.

Hillary Clinton: "Hello General Petraeus. Thanks for coming in today to meet with us. According to your testimonial transcript which we've been reading today, you believe the war in Detroit should no longer continue. Am I correct on this?"

General Petraeus: "Yes Mrs. Clinton. I believe our troops can be serving our country's interests better elsewhere."

John McCain: "General. I'm surprised at you being so squeemish over this. Detroit is in our country. Do you really feel we should abandon a city in our own country?"

General Petraeus: "Yes sir. Pre-war strategy by the Bush Administration was incredibly flawed. The Bush Administration promised me and also the American people that once we got into Detroit that we would be welcomed in with open arms. This didn't happen. Even with the predicted skirmishes, we were told and therefore expecting that the Motown factions would fight alongside of us. They fought against us, led by Quincy Jones."

Barack Obama: "First of all, I just wanted to say that I was in the middle of a forest no one was at and screamed at the top of my lungs that I was against this war from the beginning. My two opponents voted for this war."

General Petraeus: "What's your point, senator?"

Barack Obama: "Sorry, this isn't a place to make campaign talking points? My bad."

John McCain: "Would you say that the surge I have been asking for has helped, General? Rumsfeld wouldn't listen to me."

General Petraeus: "Rumsfeld was indeed an idiot. We all made fun of him when we were hiding in the sewers in Detroit. No, Senator. The surge has not helped. Once the surge started seeing some successes, religious leader Jeremiah Wright, Mr. Obama's pastor came and really rallied the citizens of Detroit to fight along in the insurrection."

Barack Obama: "Hey, I had no idea he was like that. When he said he hated whites I thought he meant uhhhhhh white uhhhhhh teeth. Yeah, that's it."

Hillary Clinton: "Oh shut up Barack."

Barack Obama: "Yes ma'am."

John McCain: "Let's get back on point here. General, you are saying that the Detroit War is lost?"

General Petraeus: "Yes Senator McCain, I sadly am."

Harry Reid: "SEE! I TOLD YOU!"

General Petraeus: "While I understand the circumstances of losing an American city is very disturbing, you haven't been there. It's scary in Detroit. The Al qaeda in Iraq thing was a cakewalk compared to these people. They're mad!"

Hillary Clinton: "You said earlier that our troops would serve our interests better elsewhere. Where do you think we should send the troops now?"

General Petraeus: "Oh I don't know. How about San Francisco? Yeah, San Francisco. They won't fight back. Those who do fight back will be easily taken down. Just think of all the pieces of feather boas falling all around like confetti. It would be a festive war. Please send us there. Just get us out of Detroit. San Francisco has a lot of people who hate Christians and America and stuff. They might have weapons too or something."

Barack Obama: "See, I knew the Bush Administration was preparing for war in San Francisco. Rosie O'Donnell was right. We cannot invade San Francisco."

John McCain: "We can hear you speak against war before it happens, Mr. Obama."

Barack Obama: "Woops! I forgot I wasn't in the forest for a moment."

Hillary Clinton: "Do we have intelligence showing we will have friendly people in San Francisco? I need a landing zone safe from possible snipers."

General Petraeus: "Given previous intelligence failures I would not be expecting any friendly people there. I don't care though. Please just get me out of Detroit! It's like Hell here! Send me to San Francisco. How hard can it be to beat them?"

Then the Senate laughed roaringly and voted to get our troops out of Detroit. The vote was unanimous with one senator abstaining. John McCain. He left the meeting before the vote and met with Donald Rumsfeld and kicked him ferociously in the testicles. They also voted unanimously to send troops into San Francisco as well with Barack Obama abstaining. Some 21st century frontiersman claimed he could have swore he heard someone yelling in the woods that he was against war in San Francisco.
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